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11. Because you probably think I'm a 13 year or or what ever the hell is a young age, willing to do anything to move up in the gaia society! Wrong I am 20 years old. and as children always have to say, "And a half!!! Because It really matters!!"
10. You would be wasting time.
9. Because I will hunt you down and eat you if you do.
8.Because I Spammed emoticons:
biggrin smile blaugh sweatdrop heart eek surprised xp
7. Because this is precious time you have to get off the computer and do something productive. You only have one lifetime.
6. Because you think this is a gimmick to get you to post anyway, you know my underhand clandestine motives.
5. Because I am inexperience in Gaia just look at my avatar. You don't want to have anything to do with a noob.
4. Because you don't want to look like an idiot and be the first to post on a topic titled, 10 reasons you should not post here.
3. Because there will not be any rewards for posting here.
2. Because-POST PLEASE!-I use-POST!-subliminal messaging.
1. BECAUSE IF YOU POST YOU HAVE A CHANCE OF GAINING GOLD, HAVING FUN, MEETING NEW PEOPLE, MAKING FRIENDS, AND DOING WHAT EVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

Seriously though, when I say what ever the hell you want I mean follower the TOS and:
No Flaming people
Using Obscene Language.
Bumping too much, I mean a bump ever time you visit is enough, not ever 30 seconds or what ever.
HAVE A good, i mean ok time......

Prize of the WEEK: If you post I will not give a prize for you, if you dont post, then I will not give a prize you to.

*points up* what she said . . . atleast for 60 more seeonds

13.) I'm moving this to the Spam sub because this clearly wasn't meant to inspire productive discussion.

wahmbulance

15) this IS productive.
16) i have no life
17) this IS productive