Corrupt-A-Wish

[blue0212]

This is a forum I picked up from another spot and thought that this guild should enjoy it also. It's basically just asking for a wish, then the person below has to grant it except you must corrupt it (example: I wish for a pie. Next person:Granted, but the pie is poisonous.). Let's start.

I wish for a cat.  

[Toxxic Poptarts]

You get a cat, but it's really old and mean, and never lets you hold it and always scratches you so you have to put it to sleep. But then you didn't have enough money to, so you had to kill it in your backyard with a shotgun and you go to jail for it!

I wish that global warming never happened.  

[Kusaragi]

We never invented things that increase the greenhouse gases in the world, but as a result, you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had everything in one of the Castlevania games.  

[Toxxic Poptarts]

Kusaragi

We never invented things that increase the greenhouse gases in the world, but as a result, you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had everything in one of the Castlevania games.

That's not too bad, I already have to ride my bike everywhere!  

[Toxxic Poptarts]

You get everything, but that causes the game to overload and it blows up!

I wish you went bankrupt.  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but then I become a billionaire a day later.

I wish the world was made of plastic.  

[Sentama Lin]

Done. Everything on Earth is now made of Plastic (that's corruption on its own right x3).

I wish my CD-RWs can be rewritten an infinite amount of times.  

[Kusaragi]

Sentama Lin

Done. Everything on Earth is now made of Plastic (that's corruption on its own right x3).

I wish my CD-RWs can be rewritten an infinite amount of times.

Granted, but now you won't know where your pr0n is or where your install disk is.

I wish pudding was healthy enough so you could loose weight eating it.  

[Sentama Lin]

( I never burn my pr0n on CD-RW; I prefer DVD-R ^_^ )

Granted, but it has the taste and consistency of lumpy and overcooked mashed potatoes.

I wish for the comfiest pair of underwear.  

[Kusaragi]

Granted, but you are soon arrested for corssdressing.

I wish I owned the internet (I'm asking for it I know... but I like to see where others take it. ^_^)  

[Quasar Quirks]

Granted, you become rich within days, but soon, after a year, you are arrested and sentenced to death after they tried you for the horrible side effects of children around the world from staying inside all day, and not doing anything. You die a horribly slow death as your punishment.

I wish I had superpowers that could save the world!  

[Sentama Lin]

Granted, you are given the power to turn everything to stone. Once everything is stone, everything will be safe from each other.

I wish my stuffed animals would stop getting into my teacher toy box and playing with all my stickers.  

[xXxswimfishyfishyxXx]

Tis Done! Your stuffed animals begin to read books and learn how to make bombs and other awesome explosives.(Okay I'm sorry I couldn't think of anything else. So lame I know.)



I wish that I had a giant Banana man made of cheese!  

[PendragonX9]

granted but it's stinky cheese

i want a ps3  

[Reiku Alche]

Granted. But once you plug it in it catches fire, explodes, and the fire burns your whole neighborhood down.

I wish I had a living pet fajita.