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 Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:05 pm
We had loads of fun in the old riddle thread. I thought that it might be fun to include jokes also. biggrin Whenever our normal riddle posters join, we can begin the fun! So don't hesitate to post your riddle/joke/logic puzzle!
(The title is an allusion to "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Coleridge.)
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:32 pm
I am so on this once my comp's back up.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:48 pm
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:51 pm
Awesome! :3 I loved the old Riddles thread.
Here's a riddle:
I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?
And here's another (kinda funny, too):
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:57 pm
heh. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ^_____~
the other one's a bit more difficult. But I have a guess.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:06 pm
:3 Yep. Nebbie's got one.
What's your guess?
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:17 pm
i'll pm, i want to give someone else a chance to guess. wink
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:11 pm
The first one is the letter "V"
4laugh
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:35 pm
lol blaugh MORE! MORE! I just wish that I had checked these sooner!
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:06 pm
lol Yay! New riddle time nao. It's "What Am I?" Time! xD
1) I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
2) I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?
3) With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
4) There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house.
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
Have fun!
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:29 pm
1. soul
2. no idea, but I am thinking letters and numbers
3.vampire
4. Could it be a green house with a white bird house inside, and red eggs inside the birdhouse holding baby birds? heart
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:27 pm
3. I think it's a stapler. The staples are fangs, and you jab it down with force into paper (I think I'm trying to tie in "the pen is mightier than the sword, but I dunno), and the pages are joined with a single jab of a staple. (usually, unless the stapler is being poo.)
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:16 pm
Oooo! Great observation! xd
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:55 pm
So far, Chibi has Number 1 correct. Nebbie has Number 3. biggrin Great job, peoples!
The other two are still up for guesses.
Hint 2. It gets frustrating after a while of messing with it. x3
Hint 4. Not exactly a literal application of the word "house".
Good luck! ^^
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:12 pm
#4 Wouldn't be a cranberry would it? Changing from green to white to red and then having seeds inside?
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