Possibly the biggest creeper EVER xD

[de.Lici.ous]

Okay, yes, this involves Maple screenshots. BUT IT'S FUNNY AND WORTH IT. Seriously. I promise you. If you read all these and don't find them funny, I'll give you 100g D< (because I'm too poor to give out any more xD)

Almost a week ago now, I randomly met this guy on Maple, and he wanted to add me to MSN. So I said okay and did. And then he wanted me to cam to him, and he'd cam back, so I did that for a bit. Then he wanted to voice chat, so I added him to Skype and we talked for a bit.

Then the next day he wants to chat on Skype again, so we talk for a while, but then I said I had to go 'cause Comfy wanted to talk to me, but then her Skype didn't work ;_;

So Comfy and I are on Maple together, and this guy tags along. And Comfy and I are making kissy faces at each other, like we often do. And he asks me if I'm lesbian. So I say yes, and that I'm dating Comfy, and that she has nude pics of me.

And he basically TOTALLY flips out at me, as if he owns me xD I hadn't even known him for a DAY!!
So here are links to all the screenshots.
The green stuff is the conversation between him and I.
Any arrows pointing this way >> means he said it, and anything this way << is what I said.

Enjoy! xD

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0112.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0113.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0114.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0115.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0116.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0117.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0118.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0119.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/Lici-Rocker/Maple/Maple0120.jpg

Edit: OMG PRIM REMINDED ME OF WHERE I KNEW HIM FROM!!!
HE CALLED KRISSY AND I SLUTS FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW WE THOUGHT DEMI WAS SEXY!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=12137921

 

[.my.magdalena.]

Haha, he just went on and on, didn't he?
rofl

 

[de.Lici.ous]

.my.magdalena.

Haha, he just went on and on, didn't he?
rofl

Yeah... But seriously, it's worth the read xD
I'm such a b***h >_>

 

[Homosexual Zombie]

That IS creepy XD No wonder I stopped mapling. That and hackers.  

[de.Lici.ous]

Homosexual Zombie

That IS creepy XD No wonder I stopped mapling. That and hackers.

I only like hackers when they don't loot, so I can loot their stuff xD
Yeah, I seem to find all the creepers on Maple lol

 

[Primordial Nothing]

Dude. Lici. Don't you remember? That Manketo dude was the same a*****e from the High Church of Ludibrium episode! The total Puritan who freaked out when we were talking about Firrii's neck!  

[Fuji_hobo_jacket]

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeperrrrrrrrr xDDD
How old did he sound? I can't believe he'd be older than 16 at the most.  

[Homosexual Zombie]

de.Lici.ous

Homosexual Zombie

That IS creepy XD No wonder I stopped mapling. That and hackers.

I only like hackers when they don't loot, so I can loot their stuff xD
Yeah, I seem to find all the creepers on Maple lol

Yeah, but I've heard the lag is horrid now too.  

[de.Lici.ous]

Primordial Nothing

Dude. Lici. Don't you remember? That Manketo dude was the same a*****e from the High Church of Ludibrium episode! The total Puritan who freaked out when we were talking about Firrii's neck!

HOLY ******** s**t I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM FROM SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!
OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Omg I'm laughing SO much right now!!!
That's how I got talking to him in the first place, I said his username was really familiar and I couldn't remember where I knew him from!
OMG PRIM THIS IS SO SO SO SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

 

[Primordial Nothing]

de.Lici.ous

Primordial Nothing

Dude. Lici. Don't you remember? That Manketo dude was the same a*****e from the High Church of Ludibrium episode! The total Puritan who freaked out when we were talking about Firrii's neck!

HOLY ******** s**t I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM FROM SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!
OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Omg I'm laughing SO much right now!!!
That's how I got talking to him in the first place, I said his username was really familiar and I couldn't remember where I knew him from!
OMG PRIM THIS IS SO SO SO SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

And there you are, going on about your flagrant lesbian goings-on with Comfy, and your n***s! Oh my god, that's so priceless!  

[de.Lici.ous]

Fuji_hobo_jacket

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeperrrrrrrrr xDDD
How old did he sound? I can't believe he'd be older than 16 at the most.

He's 20! rofl

 

[de.Lici.ous]

Primordial Nothing

de.Lici.ous

Primordial Nothing

Dude. Lici. Don't you remember? That Manketo dude was the same a*****e from the High Church of Ludibrium episode! The total Puritan who freaked out when we were talking about Firrii's neck!

HOLY ******** s**t I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM FROM SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!
OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Omg I'm laughing SO much right now!!!
That's how I got talking to him in the first place, I said his username was really familiar and I couldn't remember where I knew him from!
OMG PRIM THIS IS SO SO SO SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

And there you are, going on about your flagrant lesbian goings-on with Comfy, and your n***s! Oh my god, that's so priceless!

MY CHEST HURTS FROM LAUGHING. I'M DYYYINNG.
I HAVE HIM ON MY MSN, OMGGGGGGGG!!!!

 

[Roake]

Oh man that just reaaally sucks. And do you guys care to explain this whole thing about knowing him before? o___o
~Misha  

[de.Lici.ous]

Roake

Oh man that just reaaally sucks. And do you guys care to explain this whole thing about knowing him before? o___o
~Misha

I'm trying to find my thread!!
Hang tight xD