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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:39 pm


	I've seen several "You know you're a SCAdian if" threads, but none like this. This is much like the bad garb thread, only more generic. So, I make mean but humorous statements and people defend the newbies. Last Pennsic, me and some friends threw this list together. You know you're a SCAdian tool if... -Your personna story involves more than three continents. -Your personna story is little more than an excuse as to why you're wearing something over two hundred years out of your period. -Your personna story involves one or more of the following: gypsy curses, witch hunts, ninja in the middle east or england, cursed jewelry of any sort, multiple women in drag in the miliatary (with exception for periods in which that would actually happen), vampires. -You're reading this list and wondering what a personna is. -You've ever been in feality for more than five people at once. -You're not sure what a feality is, but if you can be in it with more than five people at once, you want to try it. -Your personna invented velcro. -Your personna has twentith centry morals in the eleventh century. -You're reading this list and thinking "That's a good idea!" -Your personna is just outside copyright infringement of Aragorn, captain Jack Sparrow, Joan of Arc, Merlin, or Robin Hood. -Your personna is just outside copyright infringement of Naruto. -Your personna alludes to having elf blood. -Your personna was immaculately concieved. (see above) -You've used Shakespeare as your main source of documentation. -You've used Shakespeare as your main source of documentation and you're a viking. -You've used Shakespeare as your main source of documentation and you wonder why the laurels are giving your bicycle such a funny look. -Tri. Corner. Hat. Kittywitch is a little snarky. Stands with back to large target

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:53 am


	The sad thing is, I know people who would fit the bill on a lot of this stuff. -.-

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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:12 pm


	I am so sorry to hear that.

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:36 pm


	Kittywitch I am so sorry to hear that. So am I, sadly. Then again, I am glad to be in an enclave of people who do care about where their stuff comes from, and will gladly research it, the right way.

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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:16 am


	If you're rocking a pirate persona, what's wrong with a tri-corner hat?

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:54 am


	Besides the fact tricorner hats, and the period most people associate with piracy is out of SCA period? confused

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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:43 pm


	You know you're a SCAdian tool if a Knight in your Barony gets so sick he's almost dead, and all of a sudden you just dissapear off the face of the planet and dont call, dont visit him, dont ask his family how they are doing. Oh wait, I guess thats just me being bitter at how much the Barony of Tir-y-don loved my dad until he went into the Hospital and couldn't be around to entertain them or recommend them for awards. Even his own household.

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:30 pm


	That's not just a SCAdain tool, that's a crap thing for anyone to do. Sorry to hear about it.

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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:05 am


	Kittywitch That's not just a SCAdain tool, that's a crap thing for anyone to do. Sorry to hear about it. Not nearly as sorry as my poor old pa-pa... But thank you for the sentiment, tis appreciated.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:52 pm


	You reference the Brady Bunch in your personna story. Your personna has a theme song, which you heard on Dance Dance Revolution. ...Guilty on both counts. sweatdrop

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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:31 pm


	You finish your new court garb and exclaim proudly, "And it doubles as a Legend of Zelda cosplay!"

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:59 am


	... when your persona story includes what year Armand turned you into a vampire. stressed

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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:01 am


	Gaijin32 If you're rocking a pirate persona, what's wrong with a tri-corner hat? ... that it's at least 100 years too late mrgreen

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:48 pm


	LittleGreenGirl ... when your persona story includes what year Armand turned you into a vampire. stressed Oh, my... whee

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:18 pm


	You claim to be an Authenticity Nazi, but make your viking garb out of polyester. gonk

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