Kingdom Hearts Wish Corruption- HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[Sephirothfan4223]

I saw a thread like this in the FFVII guild I'm in... so I added one to the FFX guild, and now I'm adding it in here :3
Here's how it works!

Person 1: I wish you got a better prize in KH1 for defeating Sephiroth.

Person 2: Granted, but that prize is a keyblade too heavy to lift, so it's worthless.
I wish Vincent was in KH.

Person 3: Granted, but now he is the most difficult boss in the game, and you MUST survive him and defeat him to win the game.
I wish Destiny Islands had a bigger map.

AND SO ON!!!!!! Gets it? Just keep following that pattern.
I'll start!

I wish that Tonberry was a summon. ((Now corrupt my wish and start this thread off!))  

[ladyAnlu]

My brain is fried from all the baking today. I will get back on this soon I promise.  

[Sephirothfan4223]

ladyAnlu

My brain is fried from all the baking today. I will get back on this soon I promise.

haha lol okie smile
Wow... this topic's not getting any replies v.v
COME ON TIS FUN! >_<
GAWD... FINE. *kills self with a keyblade* WHAT NOW?! X_X  

[ladyAnlu]

*runs in and cries over your dead body*
Don't die on me!! I still love you.

I wish that you got a cool prize or keyblade for defeating the extra bosses.  

[AcidRyu]

Yeah but Sora's too awesome for that. He can beat all the extra bosses blindfolded, on one leg, and a hand tied behind his back. I wish Zexion didn't have to die...  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Granted, but he gets possessed by Ansem the Heartless and wears a dress.

I wish Sora didn't hook up with Kairi...  

[Sephirothfan4223]

Granted, but he hooks up with Riku instead... CURSE YOU INSANE YAOI COUPLING X_X

I wish that you could have Cloud in your party. (I mean, hey. You CAN'T have Sephy cos you have to defeat him razz )  

[gamecrazy3000]

you can have cloud in your party but to do it you need a cheat disk and i wish being a heartless wouldnt be so lame but it was funny how he walked  

[Aquesta]

Granted but you can't turn back into Sora.

I wish Axel lived & helped you beat the game.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Granted, but he turns out to be a dorky D&D nerd who loves Kairi.
(Typing that hurt me)
I wish that Sora remembered what happened in Castle Oblivion.  

[Sephirothfan4223]

((LOL I BET that hurt to type X_X))

Granted, but now he does not get imprisoned in the glass thingy by Namine and Roxas never meets her (OMG I WANNA CRY whee ).

I wish that it was easier to get through Monstro in KH1 (the first time I played... I spent hours trying to figure out wtf I was doing stressed )  

[sunnykitty19990330]

(No...Roxas/Namine BAD...AkuRoku and RepNami FTW!)
Granted, but now all the other areas are Nintendo Hard
I wish that Riku got a love interest at the end of KH2, seeing as SorKai was pretty much shoved down our throats.  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, but it's a horrible preppy blonde girl who's voice makes your ears bleed.

I wish you got an awesome Demyx keyblade, like you get a keyblade based off Axel's weapons.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Granted, but it's only effect is to annoy people and make them even harder to beat, since Sora can't carry a tune for his life.
I wish we got to find out about the Organization's Other's lives.  

[ladyAnlu]

Granted, but we might get to see them in the upcoming games.

I wish they had Ansem from KH1 make a return in 2.