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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:58 pm
Here's the deal, each time you post it has to have a joke in it. I'm making this thread cuz' one day I was pissed off and I was on Gaia, and all I really needed was a good joke. XD
(Does'nt matter if you copy and paste from another site)
Don't be offended by any jokes, they are not directed at you or your mama XD
All jokes are allowed!
-Your Mama Jokes
-Knock Knock Jokes
-Chuck Norris Jokes
-Dumb Blonde Jokes
-Dirty Jokes =3
-All Jokes! XD
So if you feel sour about something come here and laugh. =D
Enjoy the funny bone! blaugh
Edit: PLEASE! Don't quote this post.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:00 pm
Your mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:08 pm
How to properly place new employees
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
* A. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
* B. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
* C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
* D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them In Planning.
* E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
* F. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
* G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
* H. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
* I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
* J. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
* K. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
* L If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
* M. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:12 pm
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down
on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who is blonde)
asked me what I was
doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "And
where do you think
you're going?" (You're gonna love this)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:16 pm
Heres one about a car accident:
I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:18 pm
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to
exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
It was a short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated.
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get
two hunat dolla for yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it
change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white people too!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:20 pm
Now the Chuck Norris Jokes:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:27 pm
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:32 pm
Ska Boss Here's the deal, each time you post it has to have a joke in it. I'm making this thread cuz' one day I was pissed off and I was on Gaia, and all I really needed was a good joke. XD (Does'nt matter if you copy and paste from another site) Don't be offended by any jokes, they are not directed at you or your mama XDAll jokes are allowed!
-Your Mama Jokes
-Knock Knock Jokes
-Chuck Norris Jokes
-Dumb Blonde Jokes
-Dirty Jokes =3
-All Jokes! XDSo if you feel sour about something come here and laugh. =D Enjoy the funny bone! blaugh i'm funny!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:44 pm
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:46 pm
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:48 pm
You people are killing me here. Just go to a joke website and copy and paste!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:55 pm
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:56 pm
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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