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Boss Veggie

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:54 pm
C'mon, everyone give me your best ones!

My top three: "Chuck Norris: Attourney at law. "I injure represented people"

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

"God believes in CHUCK NORRIS"  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:23 pm
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 

Jahzara Ashford
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Woobaba the Oobado

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:17 am
Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head.

: 3nodding  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:43 am
Chaos Doll
Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head.

: 3nodding


I like that one! biggrin  

Boss Veggie


Woobaba the Oobado

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:02 pm
Boss Veggie
Chaos Doll
Chuck Norris is SO fast that he's the only person who can run around the world in a split second and punch himself in the back of the head.

: 3nodding


I like that one! biggrin


It's m'favorite. xB Haha  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:37 am
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 

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Jahzara Ashford
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:22 pm
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:45 pm
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...  

_kityz_r_us_
Vice Captain


Woobaba the Oobado

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:03 pm
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...


It's a stupid internet meme. xP Chuck Norris is a grandmaster martial artist, and used to be a hugely popular action star. The "jokes" are just random made-up facts about him that became popular for some strange reason


Hiroshima didn't get nuked, there was a fly in Chuck Norris' ramen.  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:45 pm
Chaos Doll
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...


It's a stupid internet meme. xP Chuck Norris is a grandmaster martial artist, and used to be a hugely popular action star. The "jokes" are just random made-up facts about him that became popular for some strange reason

XD Oh iSee. Thanks ^^  

_kityz_r_us_
Vice Captain


Jahzara Ashford
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:48 pm
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress


Ditto! xD

@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;;
Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:55 am
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress


Ditto! xD

@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;;
Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you


Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.*  

Woobaba the Oobado


Jahzara Ashford
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:43 pm
Chaos Doll
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

You mean that guy who plays Texas Walker Ranger? >>
I don't know much of Chuck Norris... Well... okay, I know nothing. xD


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress


Ditto! xD

@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;;
Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you


Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.*
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

*Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:50 pm
Jahzara Ashford
Chaos Doll
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress


Ditto! xD

@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;;
Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you


Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.*
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

*Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

It's blue. 3nodding Wait a minute... surprised  

_kityz_r_us_
Vice Captain


Jahzara Ashford
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:58 pm
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Chaos Doll
Jahzara Ashford
_kityz_r_us_
Jahzara Ashford
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

[ninja eyes]My thoughts precisely[/ninja eyes]


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

xd

I've heard many people refer to him! ...If that counts...
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress


Ditto! xD

@Chaos- Yes, but you neglected to mention the fact that he IS in fact Walker Texas Ranger! *Looked it up* >>;;
Carrot top headed dude. 3nodding


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you


Yeah, no crap. >/ That was pretty much a given. Want me to tell you what color grass is while I'm at it? *shakes head in shame at you.*
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

*Smacks you* No! What color IS grass? I haven't a clue!! =O


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you

It's blue. 3nodding Wait a minute... surprised
Like a father to impress, like a mother's mourning dress

Nuh uh!
It's pink. surprised


If you ever make a mess, I'll do anything for you
 
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