Puns Are Glorious

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Some parts are omitted for his privacy. He's my friend. Anyway, we just started chatting, and me being me, it didn't take long to start making puns. Whacha think?

The Chat

[omitted]
Joshua says:
Man, be a cow and mooove on.
Joshua says:
Haha species joke.
Darren says:
Oh ******** you.
Joshua says:
Moo?
Darren says:
*laughs*
Darren says:
Moo-t point really.
Joshua says:
Don't lose that sense of humour, it's a useful tool.
Joshua says:
I hope my jokes set the moo-d.
Joshua says:
or mooed.
Joshua says:
I'm having a cow over here.
Joshua says:
It udderly fantastic.
Darren says:
*laughs* I know. I just need time to get over the feeling I've been moodered
Joshua says:
Well, you gotta grab the bull by the horns man and steer.
Joshua says:
LMFAO!
Darren says:
*laughs*
Darren says:
Spot on, milk it for all its worth.
Joshua says:
(steer is part of the pun because it's a cow too)
Darren says:
(I know)
Joshua says:
Don't cry over spilled milk man.
Joshua says:
8D
Joshua says:
Get it?
Joshua says:
Milkman!?
Darren says:
I do.
Joshua says:
BAHAHAHA!
Joshua says:
It's like the puns are hiding within puns.
Darren says:
Haha, puns are the best...hard though.
Darren says:
Lowest form of humor, but SO hard to do.
Darren says:
You're good at it though
Joshua says:
Well... If you tread softly, you'll see it's the highpoint of your life?
Joshua says:
o.O
Joshua says:
*shoots failed pun*
Darren says:
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...no wait, too late, god ran a ******** steamroller over mine.
Darren says:
Oh well, that one fell flat.
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Joshua says:
Again?
Darren says:
Yeah I know
Joshua says:
lool............
Darren says:
It's tiring, the same old story...
Joshua says:
lo,ol
Joshua says:
It's a dude with a small c**k... or an owl.
Joshua says:
(animal pun)
Joshua says:
(does look like an owl though)
Darren says:
*laughs* That's a fowl joke.
Joshua says:
I do say sir, you're egging me on eh?
Joshua says:
Well why don't you get laid instead?
Joshua says:
And stop ruffling my feathers.
Joshua says:
I might get a bit peckish with you.
Joshua says:
>.>
Darren says:
What? And scramble me? Why don't you see things sunny side up?
Joshua says:
That's a fine yolk you made, but it'll never take flight.
Darren says:
Sad to say, my jokes are all kind of poultry aren't they?
Darren says:
I'm a little too cocky for my own good.
Joshua says:
I'll have to hen it to ya, you're pretty good. I think my goose is cooked.
Darren says:
Not at all, you can strut your own feathers right? Don't chicken out on me now!
Joshua says:
All I got left is chicken feed...
Darren says:
I'm out, nicely done.
Joshua says:
Well then, I think that you should know, that I love the chicks.
Joshua says:
And that they have the best shelter before cracking up at my jokes.
Darren says:
Eggsactly.
Joshua says:
My mind is totally fried.
Darren says:
I'm apoaching my breaking point too.
Joshua says:
Eggscuse me?
Darren says:
I'm shell-shocked, can't you see it in the whites of my eyes?
Joshua says:
If it's all white with you, I need some time, to let things simmer.
Darren says:
Not at all, it's not over easy to make puns, you've well done so far.
Joshua says:
I suppose, my talent is quite rare.
Darren says:
I don't have a good meaty response to that one. >_,
Darren says:
>_<
Joshua says:
I know what you mean, I'll need to do a stake out to locate more puns.
Darren says:
I know, and when you do, I'll have a bone to pick with you.
Joshua says:
Speaking of bones, I'd like to bury mine in your backyard.
Darren says:
You dog!
Joshua says:
You cur!
Darren says:
Oh don't bark insults at me you insolent pup!
Joshua says:
Stop hounding me you mongrel.
Darren says:
Hmph you think you're the top dog, but really, you're not even fit to be my lap dog.
Joshua says:
You think I'm chasing my own tail here? I'll have you know that my bite is worse than my bark.
Darren says:
So why don't you make like a tree and leaf?
Darren says:
But perhaps I'm being harsh, we should talk this out like rational adults and get to the root of the problem.
Joshua says:
I guess I'll have to branch out for this one...
Joshua says:
Be careful man, I don't want you to Fall.
Darren says:
Not at all, I'm like a tiger just ready to Spring.
Darren says:
I wish I had your punning ability, I'm green with envy.
Joshua says:
Don't worry man, your great addition abilities will make you known as Summer.
Darren says:
*laughs* Alright man, winter's here and I've got to leaf. Nature's calling and I've got to sleep.
Joshua says:
You snooze you lose.
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Joshua says:
DARREN!
Joshua says:
Can I post our punrific thing in a forums?
Darren says:
Definitely. And send me a copy by email alright?
Darren says:
That was a good run.
Joshua says:
Sure sure!

 

[Erverain]

You've got way too much time on your hands, Jaft. You and your pundit friend.  

[aretoo]

Be careful, erve, or the Pundits will have words with you... wink  

[In Circus]

xd That's pathetically awesome. It reminds me of this one Kingdom Hearts comic.  

[Xanatos Forever]

I can't imagine a more Heart felt conversation between the two wink xd I'm sooo sorry..it was too good to pass up...  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Erverain

You've got way too much time on your hands, Jaft. You and your pundit friend.

I'm watching you.

@aretoo: We might just write one angry letter instead.

@LAUREN GOES EXPLORIN: "pathetically awesome" Your words... are Heartless.

@Xanatos Forever: Too good to pass up? I guess it's time for me to throw down.

biggrin  

[aretoo]

Is it going to be a "B"? Or a "C"? 'Cause you've really got to watch out for angry Bs and Cs... ^_^  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

F  

[Xanatos Forever]

Jaft

F

But you get an A for effort! xp  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Xanatos Forever

Jaft

F

But you get an A for effort! xp

I C... R U B-ing sarcastic?  

[Xanatos Forever]

I'm certainly not being bombastic :p

...Yeah, I'm sure that one failed, but on a side note: Jaft! I needs j0r Wii addy!  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Wii would like to play with each other? The thing is, I'm stuck in the last generation of consoles. 8D  

[Bishop186]

Well, you two don't seem very inconsolable about your puns, so I suppose you won't beat yourself up about it. Good going - verWii punny.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Bishop186

Well, you two don't seem very inconsolable about your puns, so I suppose you won't beat yourself up about it. Good going - verWii punny.

xp It's certainly not a Wiin-lose situation xd

And Jaft, I thought you did have one confused  

[Saverio C.]

Now the whole ATG has a pun fever. See what you did Jaft