Corrupt a Wish.

[Gender Queer Taco]

granted but it breaks its little bean legs and can jump no longer
i wish ILONK didnt seem so dead =(  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but it dies five seconds later.

I wish for an awesomely fast computer.  

[Gender Queer Taco]

granted but it wont load adult material, flash, pics, and movies
i wish i had a new skateboard  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, but then an old man slips on it and snaps his neck.
I wish I had a machine that shot fresh pizzas and cookies whenever I like.  

[Gender Queer Taco]

granted but you accidently shoot yourself with a month old piece of pizza and you die
i wish i was at a gay bar =)  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted but my pizza machine kills them all scream
I wish I had lasers that came out of my fingers whenever I pointed at people.  

[Young Prince Yaoi]

Granted but everyone's immune to the lasers.

I wish for a lollipop.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but its been sat on by homeless people who just got enough money for a bus ride. :]

I wish I had a trillion dollars in monopoly money!

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, then you get bankrupt...AGAIN!!!
I wish I had the skills to make awesome machinimas.  

[Gender Queer Taco]

granted but the US government classifies them as WMDs and they nuke them
i wish more people would join my guild XD  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, I'm going to join =D
I wish for a time machine.
P.S. It probably is corrupted for me to join your guild. >:3 bwahaha.  

[Gender Queer Taco]

granted but it only goes forward in time
i wish for a loyal, strong, brave army to take over the world and make everything better xD  

[Cutie Kumi]

Granted, but its only in your dreams.

I wish that i can do whatever i want.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but your stuck in a jail cell doing whatever you want except escape.

I wish my cellphone worked again.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it breaks afterwards.
I wish I was beautiful.