~ ANYTHING GOES GENERAL ROLEPLAY ~

[The Sweet Irony]

This RP is not strictly set in any particular universe, rather, we start in this universe and roll with whatever comes to mind. Make one character or multiple, but please try to avoid RPing long sessions with yourself (let's say no more than 5 posts in a row) and it goes without saying that the regular rules of not killing off other peoples' characters still stand.

I know this doesn't really fit into the semi-lit RP category, but this is a small way to let members who are active, even if it's infrequent activity, have something to do in the midst of a mostly-stagnant guild. The in-story objectives will be made up upon whim of characters, and you can choose to help or hinder other characters in their endeavors.

Begin!

 

[The Sweet Irony]

It is a bright and sunny day. A very pale-skinned young lady hides under a park bench, clutching a thermos that is about the same indigo color as her hair.

To anyone in the park who may be listening, she cries "My name is Leía, and I must find some shelter from this sunlight!"

 

[Itchigotchi]

A small rat scurries past.
Or is it a small dog?
No, it has a rats tail.
Maybe its just a child in a costume or something?
You can't really tell under all the folds of clothing.
The creature does move somewhat like a frightened animal though, skittering away from open spaces as it passes through the park.

It hides momentarily under the bench with her, too surprised to see someone else hiding under there to act hostile.
"What? Who? You! Out of my way! This is my path! My path I say! You're blocking it!" The little creature crackled at her, glaring from under a hood and jumping up and down on the spot like it was having a mini tantrum.
"And who are you announcing yourself to you daft woman! Nobody cares! Nobody cares!" It ranted a little mantra to her, hopping from leg to leg and trying to peer past her and out the other side of the bench.
"Nobody cares who you are! Nobody! I'm Kashkin but nobody cares either! Nobody does! Now move! Moveit daft Leia! Some of us got business to attend to! But nobody cares!" It seemed to be slightly talking to itself more than her at some points, in a whinging tantrum type way. Maybe someone had kicked it recently. It did look like the sort of thing you would kick if you saw it lying near your trashcans.  

[The Sweet Irony]

"Then Kashkin," cried Leía, "what is your quest?"