Type w/ your eyes closed

[Scope Gambler]

Devtar is a racecar driver.

Win

Type -> Force is meaningless without skill.  

[Daemon monstrum]

Force is meaningless without skill.
twisted
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my what a wonderful day!  

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

Zip-a-dee-dpoo-dah zip-a-dee-ay My oh my, what a wonderful day

Almost got it.

Type: Roxicoricofallipattorius  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

Roxicoriofloppitoropitus?

HA. I typed exactly what I thought I was typing.
Though, I didn't type what you typed.
emo

Type: Sometimes I cover my tummy in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

(( I actually wrote that in a section of my homework that I didn't want to do. Got a pretty funny reaction from the teacher. ))  

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

Somaetimes I cover my tummy in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Meh. Close enough.

Type: You will be deleted. You will be upgraded.  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

You will be deleted,, You wWill bw upgraded.

TYPE: "May you be forsakitibopped by the hand of God and condemizippitied to the depths of hell!" declared Bill Cosby as he vigorously rubbed sesame oil all over his bare chest. His eyes burned with rage.  

[Reiko Iwamaru]

"May you be forsakitibopped by the hand of God and condemizippitied to the depths of hell!" declared Bill Cosby as he vigorously rubbed sesame oil all over his bare chest. His eyes burned with rage.

=

"may youmbr gotdslkiyopprf mnu yjr mjsmf, pg hof smf smf v0kfrmixippiyirf yo yhr rpyhd og hrlll"! delcased Bill cosby as he viroshy rubbed sesamo oil all over his nare chest. his eyes urned withrage.

It was worth a shot....

Type: Oh my god my buns are burning! They're on fire! Put them out!  

[xX-Abyss-Rayne-Xx]

Oh my god my buns are burning! They're on fire! Put them out!

Heh, yep, I can actually hold a conversation, turned away from the computer and type everything with maybe one mistake or two.

Also just had to try this one.

"May you be forsakitibopped by the hand of Hod and condemzippitied to the depths of hell!" declared Bill Cosby as he vigurously rubbed sesame oil all over his bare chest. His eyes burned with rage.

Aww...spelled vigorously wrong. But I'm pretty sure I got everything else right...oh wait. XD I typed Hod instead of God.

So let's try this..

Type: "Never again shall you look down upon me as though I am worth nothing more then a putrid pile of waste." Spoke the women, her fiery hair trailing behind her as she moved, face contorted in rage, voice loud and echoing through the grand throne room she stood in.  

[Chris ex Machina]

Never ahain sgall yiu look diwn uoom me as tioh im noyhing jorw than a outrsd pile of wasye. Spoike tyh woman, htr firy hair traulong behindgwr asshe moved, fece constoted in rage, vice lpud wbd ecjoing tguogh the grabd tyrine room sje syoos in.
Meh -w- I look like I'm typing drunk.
Try: what flew threw the blue goo that went into my shoe, then dissolved my blue kazoo  

[Reiko Iwamaru]

"What flew threw the blue goo that went into my shoe, then dissolved my blue kazoo."

=

'What flew threww the blue goo that went intp my shoe, then dissolved my blue kazoo'

I WAS SO CLOSE! ;D

Type: I have a paper cut with hot sauce on it. OH MY FUNNY BANANA GOD D:<  

[Chishio Atsui]

I have a oaoercyt wuth hot sauce ib ut, HIKT BANANA GIDSl<
"I have a paper cut with hot sauce on it. OH MY FUNNY BANANA GOD D:<"
lmao, geez.
Type: "What in the name of sweet savory are you doing in an isolated island hatch?"  

[Nu Sanniang]

"What in the name of sweet savory are you doing in an isolated island hatch?"

what in the name of sweet safoey are you doing in an isolated island hatch?


o-o'
:awesome I just HAD to mess up savory whee

Type:
The bride didn't want to listen to her friends and because of that she got left at the alter.  

[Manu~Koa]

The girl didn't want to listen to her friends and because of that she got left at the alter.

Muwahahaha, fourth grade computer class, Thank you!

Type:
She sells seashells by the seashore.  

[Reiko Iwamaru]

She sells seashells by the seashore =

She sells seashells by the seashore.

OH MY GOD! I feel so awesome!!

Type this now: Holy moly croly toly butterfinger heart ghosts of awesomeness! biggrin  

[Irako of the Desert]

holy moly croly toly butterfingers hearts ghosts of awesomeness!

I need a better challenge than that!

Type: "You'd better get up in three seconds, or I'm gonna nail you with a biscuit. Three. Two. One."