The ruins of Pallan.

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

Docrises followed listening to her song. "why such depressing songs?" It asked. Although his song had been a lament it was meant for a joyous occasion and sung in a upbeat way. Hers seemed sad.  

[Delirious Bagels]

Ladi thought about what Docrises had said as she walked, feeling the stone ground turn to sand.
"Dunno," she said thoughtfully. " Though, if you were anyone else, I would have answered 'because I'm a depressing person,' " Ladi added after a few seconds. They were walking along a shoreline, in some other world. Behind them was crumbling city with tall strange buildings. Ladi splashed along the beach for a few minutes, shoes in one hand, pocket watch pocketed.  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

Docrises laughed. "fare enough." It said casually observing where they where.

(inception much?)  

[Delirious Bagels]

"I can be less depressing. I fight my nature, and it makes me depressed. 'Cuse hating everything's just not worth it," Ladi set her shoes down, and grabbed a handful of sand. Then she threw it at Docrises. "I like to have fun, just like everyone else, " Ladi said through a big grin.
((Inception all the way 3nodding ))  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

Docrises frowned and looked up at the sun. "well ********" It said as the blackness that surrounded him finished being torn away. What was left was a handsome young man- but not one that lady's heart yearned for. its eyes became simple and blue. its hair turned a dark blond. What was left was a normal man, a pale normal man. "Who are you? also where the ******** am i?" He demanded.  

[Delirious Bagels]

Ladi smirked. Well, well, well. This was interesting, there was more to this god than first appeared.
"Nowhere. Everywhere. In a prison. In another world. You may call me Warden," she said, not really answering his questions. In the distance came the sound of thunder, and from the direction of the city came a blood red glow. "S**t, s**t s**t shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I REALLY don't want to deal with Taphius today! "
Ladi ducked into a building for a few minutes, she came out armed with a scythe.
"Why is my wrench never around when I need it? Damn, I'll just have to substitute with this, "
She grabbed Docrises' wrist with her free hand, and started dragging him along the beach towards a hole in the ground, about a mile away. She was already fighting the impulse to yawn.  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

Doc let her pull him. "******** A.... i hate this s**t" he said shaking his head quite pissed. He immediately hated the women in front of him- '******** royalty and their ******** redicualce behavior' he kept saying to himself.  

[Delirious Bagels]

An unexpected crashing noise came form behind them. A large red bull with black horns was crashing along through the buildings. Ladi started running faster.
"I f*****g hate my job. I f*****g hate my job, I F*****G HATE MY JOB!" Ladi yelled, over and over again. "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY! I CAN'T HAVE ONE F*****G PEACEFUL DAY IN THE GODDAMED PLACE! I HAVE A F*****G LIFE TO LIVE, TAPHIUS! I AIN'T YOUR DAMN NANNY, "  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

Doc followed after her barely paying heed to whatever was going on- he wouldn't die so what was there to be afraid of? "lady where has that s**t spore god taken you?" he asked assuming she had asked the god to take her somewhere new and exciting... she didn't say anything about anywhere safe- he was guessing  

[Delirious Bagels]

She laughed as she ran. They were getting closer to the exit, so it might have been that.
" Correction. I was taking HIM somewhere. Not the other way around, " she said, trying to keep a serious expression. "It was partially curiosity, but I have my reasons,"
She couldn't stop smiling. Now, they were at the edge of the pit. She turned and threw the scythe at Taphius, it connected with a dull thunk.  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

"oh great... soon im going to wake up with dead hooker entrails covering my body... thats just great" he said with a long sigh. "******** rediculac, same thing every time" He said to himself.  

[Delirious Bagels]

She jabbed him in the ribs.
"NOW WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I'M A HOOKER? " Ladi said s she continued to jab him in the stomach. "TO MEET SOMEONE! I'm taking him to meet someone,"
With a exasperated sigh, she pushed him in the pit. She jumped in after, and started reciting the spell that would seal that world up for a while."Entrails, really? Hilarious," she muttered as she fell.  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

He acted like a rag doll and let himself fall. "uhuh" he said shaking his head. "look little girl if you sleep with him your going to die" he pointed out- why was he helping royalty? who knows.  

[Delirious Bagels]

She landed on all fours. She stood up, and dusted herself off.
" Huh. . . .and may I ask why?" Ladi said, as she looked for her shoes. " Damn, now where the hell did they go? Oh well, I'll just go barefoot." she muttered.  

[TheVulgarUnicorn]

"yes yes. lets go... i want to get back so i can go to sleep" he said watching her.