Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Miellee]

Ok, so you know how this works? Someone makes a wish, another person grants it but corrupts the granted-ness and makes another wish. (:

Example:
Guy one: I wish I had a cat.
Guy two: Granted, but it bites and scratches you a lot. I wish I had a submarine.
Guy three: Granted, but it lets all the water in and you drown.. I wish I could fly...

ect.

So I'll start!

I wish I didn't have so much homework...  

[Valcie]

Granted, but they extend all your classes by an hour.


I wish for a Fremere's Guard.  

[Miellee]

Granted, but you get hacked and not only does the Fremere's Guard get stolen, but so does all your other items and gold.

I wish I had more money <_<  

[Valcie]

Granted, but you spend it all on gold lotto and bad marketplace investments.


I wish for cheese  

[Miellee]

Granted, but its all moldy and it gives you quite the upset stomach... for three days.

I wish I could fly.  

[Valcie]

Granted, but you suddenly lose the ability over a bunch of point rocks.



I wish I could figure out who I want to cosplay as D:  

[Miellee]

[+[Don't blink]+]

Granted, but you end up cosplaying as the same person as EVERYONE ELSE and you loose all originality.

I wish I would finish all of these RP ideas faster!

[+[They won't even miss you at all]+]

 

[Valcie]

Granted, but no one likes them (oh, the HORRORS)

I wish Gogh Reed didn't cost an arm and a leg crying  

[Miellee]

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Meillee says.

Granted, but it costs a head and a foot instead.

I wish weekends were longer <_<

 

[Cascantelee]

Granted, but school/work hours are extended.

I wish I had a sharpie.  

[Lord Jiminy]

Granted, bt u fall asleep and someone writes all over ur face with it.

i wish i was stronger  

[Cascantelee]

Granted, but then people are scared of you because you get too scared.

I wish I could get a job.  

[Miellee]

Granted, but you get fired after the first day.

I wish I had less homework.