This is your chance to play God, NGW.

Just imagine, a child that will scorn you when I point out that someone else than me came up with the name they hate so much.

A chance to have a roll in the child naming process that you may never have, due to not wanting children, or simply never getting laid.

A chance to alter a person's entire life!

Come on, I know you want to.





Names are not limited to either gender.
Names may not have the suffix 'lynn' or any version thereof.