Corrupt a Wish.

[sosnoel]

Granted, but the knowledge was so powerful you commited suicide.

I wish my good dreams would come true.  

[Cutie Kumi]

granted but so does the bad ones.

I wish I can be alive forever and nothing can kill me =p  

[Gender Queer Taco]

Cutie Kumi

granted but so does the bad ones.

I wish I can be alive forever and nothing can kill me =p

Granted but then you realize that every friend you make dies because they can't live forever and you become lonely and depressed
I wish my cat was a zombie and ate me  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but you somehow manage to stay alive and now reside within your zomcat as it slowly takes over the world the exact opposite you want the world to be.

I wish for an army that will follow me in taking over Greenland, giving their name to Iceland and turning the old Greenland into a military ice cream making factory.  

[Gender Queer Taco]

MoonFlare307

Granted, but you somehow manage to stay alive and now reside within your zomcat as it slowly takes over the world the exact opposite you want the world to be.

I wish for an army that will follow me in taking over Greenland, giving their name to Iceland and turning the old Greenland into a military ice cream making factory.

Granted but your army turns against you and burns you at the stake but they keep you alive so they can do it again every 5th of September
I wish my face was ugly and covered in pimples  

[Raspi-Cherri]

Granted, but you get acne and cancer

I wish I could get the last item for my dream avi crying  

[Gender Queer Taco]

Sparky Kitsune

Granted, but you get acne and cancer

I wish I could get the last item for my dream avi crying

Granted but you forever remain in debt
I wish my cat was invisible  

[KiKurA - ThirST]

Miss Melancholic

Sparky Kitsune

Granted, but you get acne and cancer

I wish I could get the last item for my dream avi crying

Granted but you forever remain in debt
I wish my cat was invisible

granted, but he now likes sneaking up on you and attacking your anckles but you can't see it
i wish that i could fly  

[Raspi-Cherri]

Granted, but a airplane flies by you and you get caught in one of its jets.

I wish for a fish.  

[MrFuzzPants]

Granted but it will eat your head off
I wish i had Super Powers...  

[Raspi-Cherri]

Granted. But because you couldnt handle all the powers you explode leaving no trace of your existence.

I wish for a 3DS