Favorite Quotes

[baronesswinchester]

Hawkeye: Change his MOS!
BJ: Can you do that?

I just love the way Beej says that.  

[Angie1988]

Potter: I'm just one of the boys.
Rizzo: But, Sir, none of these boys have the power to bust me.  

[digdogs]

Hawkeye in 'Sons and Bowlers' "You're routing me through where? Mars?"

Hawkeye in 'Ceasefire', I think "This is Benjamin Franklin Pierce. I realise you're a general and I'm only a captain, but I want to have your babies."

I think this is from 'The Tooth Shall Set You Free' Charles: "Mooooohhhhh"
Hawkeye: "Beej, don't forget. In the morning, it's your turn to milk Charles".  

[baronesswinchester]

Also from The Tooth Shall Set You Free:

Hawkeye: Sorry Charles, but you've had enough of this already.

Charles: (gesturing at some plant) And what does this cure?
Herbalist: Hunger. That's my dinner.
(don't think they mentioned his name. Or if they did, I can't remember it at this moment.)

digdogs

I think this is from 'The Tooth Shall Set You Free' Charles: "Mooooohhhhh"
Hawkeye: "Beej, don't forget. In the morning, it's your turn to milk Charles".

Love that episode!  

[Angie1988]

Father: SHE HUGGED THE STUFFING OUT OF ME!
Hawkeye: (after a good laugh) Well, I don't blame her, Father. I think you're cute as the dickens.  

[baronesswinchester]

Henry: Now this is absolutely the last one, Pierce, because I have got to shoot targets tonight. And I didn't even know they were in season.  

[Freebird4077]

Frank: Penobscott. Now that's a stupid name. It's Donald Penobscott and Margaret Penobscott. And here's the little Penobscotts: Huey, Dewey, and Louie Penobscott.  

[baronesswinchester]

Freebird4077

Frank: Penobscott. Now that's a stupid name. It's Donald Penobscott and Margaret Penobscott. And here's the little Penobscotts: Huey, Dewey, and Louie Penobscott.

I don't remember that episode. biggrin  

[Freebird4077]

baronesswinchester

Freebird4077

Frank: Penobscott. Now that's a stupid name. It's Donald Penobscott and Margaret Penobscott. And here's the little Penobscotts: Huey, Dewey, and Louie Penobscott.

I don't remember that episode. biggrin

That was in "Movie Tonight"  

[Sarai Mulcahy]

Okay, I'm not sure if I'm getting the whole quote right but::

General: "That man out there is wearing a dress!"
Blake: "At least he has the legs for it."

AND

General: "Blake that man is naked!"
((sorry can't remember if it was Hawkeye, Mackintire, of Blake that said this one))
"Klinger atleast put a slip on or something."  

[baronesswinchester]

Here's one that's on my Facebook:

Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.  

[Sarai Mulcahy]

best quote ever from "crisis"
Mulcahy: Maybe I should sleep in the nurses tent.... OH WHAT AM I SAYING!  

[baronesswinchester]

Frank: That man is Chinese.
Hawkeye: You don't have to whisper, Frank. He knows he's Chinese.

Klinger: No way, I don't want my tombstone to read, "He gave his life for crabs!"

Hawkeye: You fink! You stole three days off us!
Klinger: Stole is such a dirty word. Shall we say, creatively aquired?  

[Sarai Mulcahy]

Klinger: "Did you just say 6 parts gravel? I told you 4 parts sand and 3 parts gravel!"


or I just love Francis and his random singing::

Father "This is the way we wash our sheets, wash our sheets."
-Margaret comes in yelling at Charles about his 'gray' sheets and threatens him with bed-pan duty-
Charles (strained voice) "This is the way we wash our sheets."


Father: "Cement Mixer putti putti, cement mixer putti putti, cement mixer putti putti. A puddle o'gloop, a puddle o'vloop, a puddle o'scloop."


XD  

[Steel Sterling]

"That's blackmail!"
"'Blackmail' is such an ugly word."
"Yes. We prefer 'extortion.' "

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