Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[moonlight_peach12]

Seto- I wanna be a magical girl when it comes to Wedding Peach.
Wedding Beautiful Flower  

[Death T-2]

"I have just the thing to get rid of that pesky Dark Magician. Behold! The Original Meat Magician!"  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Kaiba: In my spare time, I duel, take care of Mokuba, and I participate as the president of the knitting club.  

[Death T-2]

"I was so impressed, I bought the company!"
-old meme-


I was nearly to the duel site to judge the finals of a tournament I was funding when, suddenly, I realized I had completely forgotten my legs.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Kaiba: ~sings a love song~
^Guaranteed not to happen.

Kaiba: Turn your world domination pamphlets to page 3. evil  

[Death T-2]

"I wouldn't rush into that room if I was you. I had TACO BELL for lunch!"  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Kaiba: I'm extremely bored. ~pulls out a watergun and shoots Mokuba with it~ Mokuba, you're it! ~uses the company elevator to escape~  

[Death T-2]

"Hey Mokuba! The Zorc and Pals Christmas special is on TV!"  

[Kisara Neru]

"I think I'm giving Kaiba Corp to Wheeler cause he deserves it."
"Let's go watch some porn"
"I'm taking the day off to hang with Yugi"
"I love you"
"Sex anyone?"  

[moonlight_peach12]

Seto: I wanna be a J-pop star lets go to the recording studio so I can record my first album

Seto: I love yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi

Seto: The end of the world is near everyone run for the hill tell my husband yami I love him

Seto: Wow dark magician girl is so wicked awesome I'm going to get a costume made so I can dress up like her. I look so pretty yay for girl clothes

Seto: Wow Yugi is so amazing no wonder he is the king of games & also the pharaoh I wonder if I could get him to kiss me.

Seto: Mokuba time to dress you up in a dress wow you look so beautiful Mokuba: thanks now let me out of this dress yuck.