A business idea

[Herelen2]

Alright, I have realized something. A guild is a collective of tradesmen that work in similar line of service designed to improve economic flow of the money gained in that particular trade. While we are in now way true to that, we should still make money!

Here is my idea. You folks know how when all the major companies started creating third generation phones and gadgets? And how shortly afterword Sprint came along with this fourth generation bullshit? Well what we should do is start selling glossy, stylish, and shiny pieces of crap that serve no real functionality, cost only $8 to make, and make them highly overpriced. Then, we should start claiming that we have fifth generation technology! But that isn't all, lets then create a kids show about the products, use overwhelming celebrity endorsements, then take advantage of the 'corporations have all the rights of an individual' to go into major politics, and dominate the media, political, and financial influences of America. Completely warping society and reconstructing in centered around the purchasing of our product! Oh my, you might accuse Disney or McDonald's of cultural imperialism, but you haven't seen anything yet! AHAHAHA!

By using dastardly corporate tactics, we shall rule, domineering over the consumer world in everlasting glory!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...  

[AceTrainerBrooke]

Hmm, that is an interesting proposal.  

[Science Infinity]

...Yes... We can make the money by investing in stocks, and Obama is sure to bail out GM. At only 75 cents a stock, with enough money, we can buy most of the stocks before hand, then when it's bailed out and the market reaches 12,000, we can make billions, like Warren Buffett. But it doesn't stop there. After that, we can begin taking control of the market, creating a company that stretches into every business branch. Using that, we can begin new competition against every major dominator of the competition in which that company is involved in. We can use our advantages over the competition to buy and sell opposing companies. The company would have to be worldwide. We'll have to move from America and base our corporation in Monaco. This way, the US government can't liquidate us because of our monopoly on virtually every major industry and business around. Also, because we would be based in Monaco, we wouldn't pay such huge taxes on our gains. Then, we can use our money to go into space, building the best transport systems in the history of civilization, taking over and claiming for ourselves the worlds in space we take before any others. Using this, we can base stations in other planets to have protection from other peoples. Then, we could amass all the money in the universe, therefore being able to take the entire planet as our own. We could rule a powerful, benevolent nation, and finally beat the most powerful force in the entire world: Money. twisted pirate We would go down as the most powerful people in all of History... I CALL CEO!!!  

[Alcolyte-dracolius]

I call the complaint department?