King of the Hill game

[Mika_Amori]

I send my marching band buddies after you! (a few are ninjas and metal instruments hurt a lot when they hit you in the head) You run away for fear of being hit by the clumsy tuba.

My band-buddies and I reclaim the hill! OUR HILL!!  

[shadowdragon3141]

I give you a peace offering of yummy food. But its tainted food! You all fall asleep. I drag you onto a plane thats headed for China. Have fun!

My hill.  

[Mika_Amori]

(hehe i'm in chinese right now (language))
the plane was delayed due to some fat dude that barfed in it, so while we're waiting for the plane to be cleaned we take a taxi back to the hill.
sadly, we don't have enough money to pay the cab driver (whom is the devil) so in exchange, we give him your soul- we then take the hill back for ourselves, OUR HILL!  

[shadowdragon3141]

I bargain with the devil to give my soul back, meaning after I die, but before I can go to heaven, I have to make like Tobei (read Togari) and get rid of a bunch of sinners first.
I come marching back with a fresh soul in my chest and tell you all the one about "Jesus, Moses and some other guy playing golf one day"
Some of you laugh and join my side because I'm good at relaying jokes that my grandpa makes up, the rest of you all fall asleep because the joke was so bad. I drag your bodies back into the devil's car and tell him to make sure they "pay him back" before they can leave.  

[Mika_Amori]

Seeing as we're now on your side due to your "funny jokes", we decide to tell you some "one time at band camp..." stories. We bore you to sleep. While you're sleeping you obviously can't tell us anymore jokes, causing us to realize that the hill is ours! We drug you and throw your body into a very very very deep pit. Sleep well!
OUR HILLS!  

[shadowdragon3141]

I call up roger with my cellphone and he comes with a rope to bring me out of the pit. I use my mad judo skills and he uses his mad karate skills and we take you people out for the mutiny. We dump you in that pit and take away your cellphones so you can't call for help. We also tie up your arms behind your backs and wrap cloth around your mouths so you can't talk.

We reclaim the hill and be happy.  

[wolfleaf]

*And out of no where, i jump on the hill and use my ice cream power gun and freeze you all still and i sit on the top of the hill and cry out*

"MY HILL LOL" ((hi guys long time no see^^))