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 Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:14 pm
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-X_RITZGO_X- Flavour Gasm Magiric Flavour Gasm Oh, my sister's boyfriend walked in on his mum giving his dad a bj
Oh, god! I would've stabbed my eyes out with forks!
 Currently listening to - The Veronicas heart I know, right?
I feel sorry for the poor guy i would congratulated my dad for still getting Bjs at his age and mom for still doing it that love
 The name's Flavour Gasm
 Currently listening to: Whatever’s on my iPod <3
He's not MY dad >.>
god, read it
I'm a party in your mouth bitch |
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:49 am
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Flavour Gasm -X_RITZGO_X- Flavour Gasm Magiric Flavour Gasm Oh, my sister's boyfriend walked in on his mum giving his dad a bj
Oh, god! I would've stabbed my eyes out with forks!
Currently listening to - The Veronicas heart I know, right?
I feel sorry for the poor guy i would congratulated my dad for still getting Bjs at his age and mom for still doing it that love The name's Flavour Gasm
Currently listening to: Whatever’s on my iPod <3
He's not MY dad >.>
god, read it
I'm a party in your mouth bitch
I know that it your sis boyfriend i was saying what i would feel if i was your sis boyfriend seeing that not how you should feel........ Sheesh |
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:53 am
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-X_RITZGO_X- Flavour Gasm -X_RITZGO_X- Flavour Gasm Magiric Flavour Gasm Oh, my sister's boyfriend walked in on his mum giving his dad a bj
Oh, god! I would've stabbed my eyes out with forks!
Currently listening to - The Veronicas heart I know, right?
I feel sorry for the poor guy i would congratulated my dad for still getting Bjs at his age and mom for still doing it that love The name's Flavour Gasm
Currently listening to: Whatever’s on my iPod <3
He's not MY dad >.>
god, read it
I'm a party in your mouth bitch I know that it your sis boyfriend i was saying what i would feel if i was your sis boyfriend seeing that not how you should feel........ Sheesh
The name's Flavour Gasm
Currently listening to: Lady Gaga <3
Dude....dude...DON'T MESS WITH ME
I'M PMSING D<
I'm a party in your mouth bitch |
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:33 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:22 pm
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Holy shitbiscuits, Batman. It's been forever and a year since I've been on Gaia. Hot damn, Sam.
Virgins Obviously, D r a v v is not a virgin considering the 15 month old kidlet in the other room and the one quite a few months in the making.
Sex I believe it's a big deal. I would never sleep with a man I didn't love with all of my heart and soul. Also, [insert religious spiel and the like].
You get the idea; I'm not going to put any potential readers through that.
STD's/Preggers Clean slate, STD-wise. On the second, preggo-wise.
Condoms/Birth control Yea. . . Used to use condoms, back in the day.
Sex positions I personally adore missionary. The name cracks me up, hardcore. And from behind shower sex is the greatest; I mean, woah. s**t, son! As for oral, I don't mind giving, but the idea of my mister giving weirds me out. I have yet to let him; he says he doesn't mind, but it grosses me out.
Toys Nuuu. Nevah.
Turn on's Sexy jaw lines. And hips. A shirtless boy with those lines down his hips leading to his fun-stick. Hooo-boy. Yummy.
Kinkeh things Minimal bondage, but nothing crazy hardcore. Though, biting is incredibly sexy.
Sexual preferences I'm straight. Strictly dickly.
Herm. As a friend, go for it, but as a ********, no way.
Sex myths Can't say I have heard any.
Masturbation I've tried, but it just doesn't cut it. Or maybe, I just don't cut it. Compared to my mister, the hand has nothing.
Pubic hair I used to shave almost completely, but being hardcore pregnant, that's gone down the shitter. My love maintains himself, and I appreciate it.
Worse thing Gas.
Race My man is a white kid. :/
Animals Hahahahano.
Crazy deaths Not heard any.
Abortions [Insert religious spiel here.]
Sexual abused? I could make a really crude joke here. . .
LOL PORN Only for the haha's.
Lube Yes, it does wonders for us tiny ladies with large men.
Places to have sex Shower sex = amazing. So is backseat-of-car sex, provided, the car isn't a Jetta. . .
Size ;]
Three way! I used to think that I wouldn't mind, but now, I don't think I could. :/
Wet dreams More like "incredibly-aroused-dreams". Never had one where I woke up and was like "gotta change my britches".
Cybering Uh huh. . . Whatever rubs your Buddha.
Phone sex Nope.
One night stands Nevah.
Dirty dancing Nah. I more or less flail to the beat.
Sexing the famous Provided I wasn't married and Bruce Willis, Sean Patrick Flanery or Matthew Marsden came knocking on my doorstep. . . Hooo. . . s**t. Clothes would be off.
Incest/Family Interests Never.
Worst action performed durning sex would be? I had the hiccups once. . . It was more awkward than anything. We ended up laughing until neither of us could breathe.
Pleasurable sexy move? Nibbles. :3
Drugs. ;]
Eat before sex changes tasts of inner fluids? I wouldn't know. . .
Hentai Nope.
Been caught? Haha, yes. We've been caught. It was actually really funny because the cop that decided to shine his light in our car was like "OMGWTF" and scurried off rather quickly.
And my brother walked in on us one day. "Hey Jen! Have you seen the OH MY GOD! MY EYES! [/door slam]"
Bad in bed? Dunno, only been with one man. But my first boyfriend was an awful kisser. He slobbered everywhere and had no lips. Eww.
Time of day you like to get your groove on? Almost anytime is good for me, since I don't sleep much.
Songs to have sexy time too? Anything with a lot of bass.
The first time. Lawl. Alan and I had been watching some kind of retarded movie where we both ended with this look of "what the ********". Soon enough, we were making out all movie style. You know, clothes flying off in every direction. THEN, it got awkward. We both stopped, and Alan actually twiddled his thumbs and asked "now what?"
So, once we laughed a bunch, we totally did the deed. Afterwards, we were snuggling when Alan leaped out of bed, ran into the kitchen, then ran back to the bedroom and dumped a bunch of frozen marbles in bed with ******** locked him outside in the snow.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:29 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:33 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:33 pm
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I don't feel like answering all those questions, so I'll just talk about mah first time and some of my favorite poses. ;D I was seventeen in my first time.
So, I was at this party, and me, being a dork, walked up to my crush (I was such a dork that no one asked me out and I still had crushes. emo ) and he was talking to some of his buds. I stood by the wall about a feet away from him and he was watching me, so I starting dancing dirty. He shooed his friends away and came towards me, and I led him towards a bathroom and we went at it in there. All you could hear for the next half hour from me was "Uhhh uhh uh, oh yeah, right there babe, mmmhmmmm." And he became my boyfriend, and I married him a few months ago. :3 I'm 22 now, btw.
One of my favorite poses is up close. It's pretty much just getting up close to someone (standing up) and...yeah. Another one of mine is open-style. Girl stretches apart her legs, boy does the same, and they get close and.... yeah. xD
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:11 pm
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