*BOOM*

[Lightwater2520]

Quick, Let's get her into surgery!  

[Fancy Forcystus]

-pulls out gurney-
Let's get her on here!

 

[Lightwater2520]

*Uses spatula to scrap Amber off the ground.*  

[Aguraeru]

*gets a defibrillator(previously set to max voltage)* CLEAR! 8D *ZZAP*  

[Lightwater2520]

*Uses duct tape to fix Amber's arms and legs* Lol, Amber looks like a silver mummy.  

[Fancy Forcystus]

-feels for pulse-
Amber? D:

 

[Lightwater2520]

Do I have to use a bunch of random items for surgery?  

[Fancy Forcystus]

Couldn't hurt.
>.>

 

[Lightwater2520]

Okay, I'm going to need two, four inch, hose clamp pliers, A gallon of marmalade, and the fang of a viper that hit by a tractor-trailer driven by a rabid wolverine.  

[Risky Kale]

.. Man, those were some WILD times in Arizona. *pulls out the viper fang and gives to Light*
That's all I got.  

[Lightwater2520]

Good enough, this was the only important thing anyway. I'll just have to use the chopsticks and duct tape I happen have in me pocket as a substitute.

*Works on Amber*  

[Fancy Forcystus]

-paces waiting for Light to finish-

 

[Lightwater2520]

Well, I managed to pull it off, but now Amber is half chocolate. She's a choc-borg  

[Fancy Forcystus]

You make keeping her alive very difficult, you know that?
-eyes chocolate Amber-
Must...resist.

 

[Lightwater2520]

Maybe, but it is far more interesting this way.