Corrupt a Wish.

[iNinja3G]

Granted! But now that is all you can say.

I wish my best frined would stop doing drugs!  

[SalixNova]

Granted, he distracts his cravings by stealing from stores

I wish for a pie  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it explodes
I wish my cell didn't drop into the toilet  

[iNinja3G]

Granted, it falls down a manhole

I wish I had new avatar art!  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but I drew it gonk this is my interpretation of you
I wish I had a smoothie  

[iNinja3G]

Granted! But it tasted horrible!

I wish I had an I-phone  

[Sins of the dead]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish for my own lab top
D;<<<<  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it doesn't have a monitor
I wish for a pet heart  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but it eats off your toes and fingers. D<

I wish this place died. ._. {{ Not really >=3 }}  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted. But only for half a second.

I wish for pizza!  

[Sins of the dead]

Granted
^^

But (Oh nu)

It taste horrible
D:>

I wish for me to be 18 already
D:<  

[Sins of the dead]

Granted
^^
But you have 3rd degree burn now.

I wish I people could stop calling me emo & call me goth instead  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but they still think you're an emo inside their minds  

[Lady Chika]

I wish I was sexy!
=]