Corrupt a Wish.

[SalixNova]

Granted, but it works like verizon does in the sticks, it just doesnt
I wish I could understand girls  

[iDarkness-Within]

Granted, But know you ARE a girl and cant undestand guys biggrin

I wish I was a vamprire  

[Aiko Katserugi]

Granted but you're confined to your coffin for all eternity

I wish I had something edible  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted, But it isn't yummy.

I wish I was dead.  

[SalixNova]

Granted, but you then wake up in a coffin buried 5 feet under

I wish it was always night time  

[SalixNova]

Granted, now you have ammonia

I wish I was skilled at drawing  

[SalixNova]

Granted, but then youre called in to work weekends
[Yeah I cant spell words i dont use often lol]
I wish to have a BFG to destroy dial-up  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but they create a worst type of internet to replace dial up and it's internally installed to your computer
I wish for a cloning machine  

[SalixNova]

Granted, but then you clone the cancer inside you and now you need leukemia (i know i spelt that wrong)
I wish to be a vampire  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted but you share the same corruption and coffin as escaping this fate. ROOMY!
I wish I was raped (cause I'm that bored)  

[SalixNova]

Granted, I had a fun time with you but you cant say the same (lmao)
I wish I wasnt afraid of wasps (cuz thiers a huge one in my house and im very paranoid atm)  

[Aiko Katserugi]

Granted but now you're afraid of hornets, and now there are two really big ones in your house

I wish someone would LOVE ME!!! D<  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted, But it's the creepy kind of love that nobody ever wants.

I wish I had a new catch phrase.