Corrupt a Wish.

[STFU Becca]

Granted, instead it's hail the size of golf balls.

I wish I was a little bit taller.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but then your heart stops
I wish for a 2 foot dragon  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

I still love him gonk
Granted but it'll cost you about 70k ever month
I wish for fangs  

[ilidawn]

Granted but they're at an angle that pierces through your lips every time you close your mouth.

I wish for more free time.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but its only about five minutes of free time.

I wish to have a real life pikachu  

[iDarkness-Within]

0therw0rld-

Granted, but its only about five minutes of free time.

I wish to have a real life pikachu

Granted, But then he shocks you

I wish there was no school and everyone was smart >=3  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but there's not enough houses, jobs or recreation for everyone now
I wish to go commando  

[SalixNova]

Granted, but youre only 6 inches, and made of cheap plastic
I wish to be a ninja  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but you're a toy ninja. D<

I wish I was a girl. <_< >_>  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted but you're pregnant with the child of whoever posts next
I wish I wasn't so addicted to the CB

Art 28/50

 

[STFU Becca]

-Doesn't want to post.- xD I HAS NO SPERM!

Granted, but now you're addicted to hard drugs instead.
HAH. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE ME DIE JUST 'CAUSE I WANNA BE TALLER. D:

I wish to be famous.  

[SalixNova]

Granted, but the constant stress from the paparazzi pushes you to commit suicide

I wish to be able to control time  

[X-ButterFly-Effects-X]

granted..but the strings broke before it happened..
i wish i can my old stuff fifi.. sad