Corrupt a Wish.

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, that gold fish cracker loves you very much heart
I wish for a duck  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but it's rabid and barks. Sometimes meows.

I wish I had a rabid bunny that bites my arse every five minutes. D<  

[Fappucino]

Granted, but the bunny was kidnapped by me.

I wish for a new iPod.

 

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it's broken
I wish to share my cake with you  

[Neur0tically MAI]

MoonFlare307

Granted, but it's broken
I wish to share my cake with you

Granted, but I ate it all before you get any
I wish I had more money  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted but it's monopoly money
I wish for some hand lotion  

[STFU Becca]

Granted, but it smells like vomit.

I wish for a castle.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it's made of lego and I accidentally spilled my lotion on it
I wish I could think of a wish  

[Neur0tically MAI]

Granted but now you're blind
I wish for my homework to be complete

 

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it's all wrong
I wish not to be blind anymore  

[iDarkness-Within]

MoonFlare307

Granted, but it's all wrong
I wish not to be blind anymore

Granted, But know you cant hear XD

I wish I hannah montana was dead! >=3  

[Neur0tically MAI]

Granted. But now you have Jonas brother fangirls in your house

I wish for sleep

 

[Lady Chika]

Granted, but all you have is nitemares.

I wish for love.

 

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but your boyfriend is a komodo dragon.

I wish I had insanely awesome skateboarding skills.  

[Neur0tically MAI]

Granted but you break your leg

I wish it wasn't raining