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Dear /x/
I think my girlfriend is a Reptilian. Now, I'm not sure, but there are subtle things I notice that just spin my head around and make me wonder...
One of the most notable examples was last Sunday. I came by to visit unannounced, and she came to my door. Her eyes were a deep yellow, and there was a black slit where her pupil should be, you know like the Reptilian videos. At first, I thought she was wearing some contacts, so I said: "Cool contacts, where'd you get them?"
She looked at me with dumbfounded eyes, and then seemed to jump with realization of what I was talking about. She merely mumbled, 'Yeah...' and then walked from the door, leaving it open for me to come inside. The next time I saw her eyes, they were their natural light blue color...
I mean, she could have just forgotten her contacts, but there is so much more I've caught her doing. Things around her rear seem to topple over, as if she had a tail. Its so weird, because she'll try to cover for it like she bumped into it. But I've seen things just topple over...
And the sex... That is the weirdest...
I figured you'd ask that... I mean, its definitely kinkier then my last Girlfriend... She enjoys it, so I mean, the reptilians must have similar sex organs. But, I mean... She tears into my sheets sometimes. Like, REALLY tears them. I have to get new sheets like every other week cause of her nails. It might be claws, I dunno... I've felt her nails, and they are sharp, but... Blah...
I swear I also feel the tail against my chest sometimes... Like, a slight slap hits me, separates my sweat... She looks at me like she did it, but not how I think, with her tongue hanging out.
Oh yeah, he tongue is SO WEIRD.
It feels different then a human tongue, like harsher... Still gets me off though...
I don't understand what she would gain by being my girlfriend... I mean, aren't Reptilians trying to take over the world? We are very close, and I think its getting towards that 'Love' barrier, but I don't want to think that she's been using me.
But I can't think of a reason why she would. I'm a nobody really... I'm working through school, and its a state school, no where important.
She can't read my mind, cause she's ditz like no other. She can never remember my favorite foods or drinks, but she can't be that good a plow, can she?
Well, I've never seen her in Reptilian form... I'm just wondering if she is... All this stuff may be me overreacting.
Ok, so here is what happened.
I went over to her house at about 11 o'clock. I wanted to talk about it right there and then, but I think she could sense that I was feeling distressed, so she got real close. Well, I wasn't gonna pass up a ******** from my girlfriend, Reptilian or not, so after we had sex, we were lying in bed together and I aksed the question. Not just straight out, I worded it more like: "I feel sometimes that what I see out of you is unnatural, ya know? Like, I haven't seen these type of things from a woman, is all..."
Of course, she tried to pass it off as her being just a kinky girl, flirting with me as she whispered into my ear. I sweat I saw her tail move underneath the sheets. I told her that isn't what I meant, but it was more present during sex. Now she seemed interested, and so I just blurted it out: "You're very Reptilian!"
I felt like an idiot the moment I said it, and she seemed to realize so, because she gave me a goofy smile. She laughed way to hard, and tried to cover it... Now, I know my girlfriend, and Reptilian or not, I know when she's lying. AND she knows when I know she's lying.
She began to get very nervous, moving towards the side of the bed until she stood up, wrapping my new sheets around her body. I had to say, she looked very sexy scared and wrapped up like that, well... until she spoke to me. "I-I think you should go..." She said. Great, I blew it. She thinks I'm insane.
Throughout this time, she never showed signs of being Reptilian. Even during sex she was relatively normal. As I put on my clothes, I looked into the mirror. There she was, green skin and all, a long snout staring at me with feral yellow eyes. I felt my heart jump into my throat, and quickly stumped around to look at her, gasping for breath at what I'd just seen. She simply nodded, as if she acknowledged what I'd seen, and used it as a warning or something. Naturally, I took the advice, threw on my pants, and left.
I got a text about 5 minutes later, saying: 'Listen, I want to talk more about this, but not today. Give me time to think.'
So, now I'm waiting for tomorrow. She may be gone. She may have gone back to the ship or whatever... Wish me luck guys.
thank the paranormal board for this awesome read.
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