King of the Hill game

[shadowdragon3141]

i grab a magicky stick and make a huge downpour of rain rendering your pathetic flamethrower useless, then i bonk you over the head with it, push you off the hill and claim it once more.i rebuild my sign.  

[timmay2133]

i nuke the hill then rebuild it my hill biotch  

[Nia Sephora]

Istole your hills blue-prints, find the secret pasage, and ambush you through it. My hill now.  

[shadowdragon3141]

I shove some sticks of dynamite in the hill, rebuild it reinforced with steel braces and a cement layer deep inside then claim it back.
oh and i've surrounded MY hill with electric fencing. at FULL power.

hah.  

[Nia Sephora]

I send pizza to you. When you open the fence to get the pizza from the delivery person, I jump in and shove you into the fence. My HILL!!
And I rip down the fence, because it doesnt look FABULOUS!  

[Emery_Cross]

i use a helicopter to dump honey all over you
then various insects eat you alive  

[timmay2133]

i hire a big black guy named shaft to rape you he likes you so he takes you back to his house my hill biotch  

[Nia Sephora]

but you had to go get therapy to get the image out of your head, so I take it while your away. My hiil!  

[wolfleaf]

a beam of light comes down and kills all....my hill..lol  

[Nia Sephora]

((Ummm, hello? havn't seen you here yyet))
I used a mirror to bounce some of the light back at you. It knockes you off. Mt hill! twisted  

[Emery_Cross]

((yay its james!!!))

i summon an army of mole rats to eat you
my hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

i summon an army of bats to eat your molerats then send them after you so you run screaming away trying to fend off the bats. i rebuild my fortress and claim my hill once more.  

[Nia Sephora]

but you accidentaly made it out of bat poop that your bats left behind. So you get grossed out when all the cocraches and maggots come.
You run screaming, and I claim the hill. I become queen of the cocroaches. And the Hill.  

[Link34613]

(Kate, Merridy, meet James, our school's anime club President mrgreen yo James)

I go in full exterminator armored suit and exterminate all the roaches with a poisonous gas that makes you run away, with the poisonous gas still here I take the hill

My hill  

[timmay2133]

the gas kills you then i c** and clear it out my hill biotch