Favorite Quotes

[Orizion]

Strong Bad, did you put wildebeest pheromones in my laundry again?

These sea-shells have office supplies hot-glued to them for absolutely no reason.

Whoa, homemade and an ornament. That thing is an anti-gift. If someone gives you one of those, you actually have to pay them because it's so poor. Uh, probably because they're so poor.  

[Soultrain]

Oh, Marzipan! Is that you? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart. Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course. But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.  

[Soultrain]

Oh, Strong Sad, I absolutely ADORE your Donnie Darko costume.

More like Donnie Dorko!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.  

[Soultrain]

Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

 

[Soultrain]

Oh, this is so rich.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Soultrain

Oh, this is so rich.

Shut up, Lady!  

[Soultrain]

Ooh, that thing looks delicious! I'll take two slices of that, a piece of the igneous pie, and a molten core tart.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Uh, is there anyway I can unhear the last few sentences? Or years of my life?  

[Soultrain]

Look, Strong Bad, I haven't been playing this game of hide n' seek for six weeks just to have you poor-sportsmanship all over the place now! Why, I've got half a mind.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Sit on a biscuit!  

[Soultrain]

Evil Moms choose Evil Gif.