No homo.

[cheesy nipples]

Ok, here I go...

Oh God you are so ******** hot. I just want to grab your tight a**, throw your smokin hot body down on the bed and pound away like there's no tomorrow. No homo.  

[Reeves]

Violaceous Vertigo

All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise...

Well, to be fair Reeves, if we didn't want to play the game at all, I suppose we shouldn't be in the thread.

..but like I said, I just can't think of anything right now that wouldn't violate the ToS on some level I'm sure. xd

I'll come back when I'm less boring.

...it's just a matter of time.

Hey, I want to play the game at some point, but I didn't think I was absolutely required to. Normally when it's purely a game thread, it goes to the Black Behemoth Tavern sub-forum. So I figured, "Hey, I can't think of anything right now, why not just share something I thought was amusing?"

Just my two cents.  

[cheesy nipples]

Or how about.

You're so damn fit I just wanna throw you down on the table and ride that chiseled body all night long, right here right now. No Homo  

[Reeves]

Y'know, we can always move this to the game sub-forum, Noggin, if that's what you want. smile  

[Meacorme]

Reeves

Y'know, we can always move this to the game sub-forum, Noggin, if that's what you want. smile

OH, yeah! I was thinking that/chatting with Noggin on Facebook about it, so we can make it just a game. I'll get on that. biggrin  

[Meacorme]

Hey. I like v****a. ...No homo.  

[Reeves]

So I was thinking about how nice it'd be to have your warm, feminine body against me as we cuddled in the warm moonlight, reminiscing on romances and Shakespearean dramas while whispering sweet nothings into each other's ear as I fondled your large, supple breasts.

Seriously, no homo.  

[NogginDew]

I didn't figure very many people went into the game forum anymore...

Honestly, I'd completely forgotten all about it. sweatdrop  

[Reeves]

NogginDew

I didn't figure very many people went into the game forum anymore...

Honestly, I'd completely forgotten all about it. sweatdrop

Oh, totally. Especially me, Nips, and TN. We rampage this game forum like crazy. cool  

[cheesy nipples]

Reeves

NogginDew

I didn't figure very many people went into the game forum anymore...

Honestly, I'd completely forgotten all about it. sweatdrop

Oh, totally. Especially me, Nips, and TN. We rampage this game forum like crazy. cool

Well, I rampage. You kinda just throw a tantrum and wonder off.  

[NogginDew]

cheesy nipples

Reeves

NogginDew

I didn't figure very many people went into the game forum anymore...

Honestly, I'd completely forgotten all about it. sweatdrop

Oh, totally. Especially me, Nips, and TN. We rampage this game forum like crazy. cool

Well, I rampage. You kinda just throw a tantrum and woander off.

Fixed.

And I can't think of one, right now. > .<;  

[cheesy nipples]

Oh bugger. I was close, only one letter out.
Oh and I think I got another one...

Dude, you're so big I could just suck you off all night you look so juicy. No homo.  

[Reeves]

cheesy nipples

Reeves

NogginDew

I didn't figure very many people went into the game forum anymore...

Honestly, I'd completely forgotten all about it. sweatdrop

Oh, totally. Especially me, Nips, and TN. We rampage this game forum like crazy. cool

Well, I rampage. You kinda just throw a tantrum and wonder off.

Hey, for your information, I am proud of my temper tantrums in this sub-forum! So why don't you hush while I oggle some fine female BKers?

...No homo.  

[cheesy nipples]

Only oggle them?
I wish I could just get my hands on the male members members. The thought of all those nice big poles in my hands is so damn hot. No homo.  

[Reeves]

Oh, I'm sure I could play with those gorgeous hooters of all them female BKers. The idea itself just makes me so moist. No homo.