Corrupt A Wish!

[Xx.Kasai.xX]

Granted but now the sprites are all anime-chibi style.
((Hmm... Gonzales and Dieck as Chibis? OMG that is hilarious!!))

I wish that Wyvern Knights Could use Axes in Sacred Stones  

[Trueblade Z]

Granted but they always miss and bows do 6x damage when an axe is equipped

I wish this guild was more active...  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted, |3u7 N0vv 3v3ry1 uz3s l33t sp34k. (Translation: But now everyone uses l33t(leet) speak)

1 vv1s|-| 7|-|3 l33t sp34k vv4s g0n3!!!!1!1!!!!!one!!!11! (Translation: I wish the l33t(leet) speak was gone)  

[Usagiya]

Granted, でもみんなはいつも日本語ではなしている.
[but everyone is always speaking in Japanese.]

I wish I had digital art programs on this computer... ;_; *wants to enter Easter art contest*  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted, but the program has a bug that prevents you from using it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[Trueblade Z]

Granted but you forgot what it was so Dart eats you in 7.89863937251 bites.

I wish Dart would spit Tsukiyo up.  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted, but I turn into a chicken sandwich, and he eats me again.

I wish I had more time.  

[Trueblade Z]

granted you are now immortal but you still age and never have eternal youth


i wish i knew what the heck inspired me to do my current avatar...  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted. You don't want to know anymore.

I wish I had more Monty Python Movies.  

[Trueblade Z]

granted but when you put them in to watch them you find out they are cheap rip offs called Mandy Pythan and they are not funny at all (ooh I hate scam artists)


I wish I had 70,000 gold for the Mesozoic EI thing... crying  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted, but cheap rip-offs spam your computer and delete your gold, forcing you to HARVEST IT AGAIN! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! er..ahem. Quite.

I wish I could find the stuff I lose.  

[Trueblade Z]

grnated but you lose yourslef in the process

i wish that there were more shamans in FE7  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted. All you have are shamans; they suck, and all your enemies are powerful light users.

I wish people weren't so effing stupid.  

[Trueblade Z]

granted. no longer are they effing stupid, they are smart @$$#$


i wish that the domo emote was still around...  

[HeartlessKatana]

Granted, but no one can use it.

I wish more people could use dark magic in Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn.