King of the Hill game

[timmay2133]

i blow up the hill then rebuild it my hill pirate  

[shadowdragon3141]

i send a hord of sadistic pink and blue unicorns to trick you into going to Candy Mountain and then when you're gone i take the hill for myself.

heheh."Come with us to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"heheh. those unicorns really are sadistic.  

[Link34613]

I rent god-zilla and I make him rampage and crush your unicorns and it scares you away, I take the hill as you run

My hill (my deposit for god-zilla however, was lost due to a late turn-in crying )  

[timmay2133]

i learn karate and kick your a** my hill biotch  

[Emery_Cross]

konjiki ashisogi jizo b***h!!!!

my hill  

[timmay2133]

you get hit by lightning 3 times and die so i push you off the hill my hill and only i say biotch ALEX stare  

[shadowdragon3141]

I say something so weird that you stop dead in your tracks trying to make sense of what i just said and so i push you off while you're still confused.

my hill.  

[Emery_Cross]

i get an elephant to pee on you, you then die of..........pee poisoning
my hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

i return to life and send a bunch of my zombie friends after you and your elephant and then claim the hill for me and my zombies.  

[Nia Sephora]

Sabriel comes and uses Kibeth to send them all back. You get caught too, and get sent to the seventh gate. HAH! good luck getting back
Sabriels hill.  

[Emery_Cross]

i farted, you die
my hill  

[Nia Sephora]

((Its sabriel's hill, she basically has power over death))  

[Emery_Cross]

(( my fart kills all!!!! even the undead!))  

[shadowdragon3141]

i put on an all-powerful gas mask and push you all off then build a huge brick wall all around the hill.

and then i put a big neon sign in the middle of the hill saying "Merridy's Hill don't touch."  

[Nia Sephora]

I buy a flame thrower, and burn up your sign. Sign? What Sign?
My hill.