The Corrupted Wish Game (play at your own risk..XD)

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted but you now feel like doing nothing and become a lump

I wish I was a cartoon  

[Isolated Misery]

Granted however you end up as a cartoon character that always dies o.o;

I wish for a snow storm =D

 

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted but you get lost in it and vanish forever

I wish i was british  

[Isolated Misery]

Granted but you end up in the time of the Revolutionary War and get your head blown up. ._.

I wish i never had any regrets.

 

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted, but no one wants to be around you because you don't regret hurting them .

I wish I was hello kitty  

[Blessed Blade]

Granted, but your are simultaneously Hello Kitty and Goodbye Kitty, which makes you Schrodinger's Cat, both dead and alive until we open the box.

(DAMN YOU HEISENBERG!)

I wish to not run away!  

[Isolated Misery]

Granted however you are unable to run away from me, a terrifying thought yes? o.0

I wish I could control the weather. o.o

 

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted..you can control the weather, but you are struck by lightning

I wish People weren't so stupid  

[Isolated Misery]

Granted but then a fight catfish eats your eye, becomes allies with the whales, starts the first Narwhal Empire that will last for several centuries and places humans as the bottom of the food chain. ._.

I wish I could just disappear for the next few months and get away from everything. -_-

 

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted but you get so bored and go insane because you have nothing to do


I wish I could met any celebrity I wanted  

[Isolated Misery]

Granted however they all end up being fakes instead of the real ones.

I wish I had something to wish for! gonk

 

[Isolated Misery]

Granted but the system fails, goes bankrupt, and are out of a job. Later you find yourself pushing shopping carts and a few years later commit suicide in a rehab facility because of excessive drinking. ._.

I wish the headache would disappear and never come back. o.o;

 

[Kahlan_BrightBlade]

Granted , but instead you have leg cramps for the rest of your life

I wish monsters were real