Corrupt a Wish.

[Cutie Kumi]

Granted, But only in your eyes.
I wish I am smart  

[Pikkewyn]

Tomorrow...

Granted. but now your head exploded.
I wish I had dinner.

Is a different day.

 

[Gangster in a blanky]

granted, but you get harsh food poisoning

I wish i could capture Santa Clause biggrin  

[Ginseng and Honey]

Granted, but he rapes you.
I wish for all the magical things in the world~  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, but theres nothing to do with it.
I wish I didn't stub my toe this morning.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted but it was cut off instead.

I wish for a child.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but the doctors drop it, and it dies.

I wish I had a billion wishes.  

[Domestic Fear]

Grandted but instead you die and get no wishes...

I wish to time travel...  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, but your like that guy in the movies who can't control it, and you end up time traveling in times when you don't want to.

I wish I had a falcon.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had a p***s. (Don't ask.)  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted. Granting that wish is corrupted enough.
I wish aliens would abduct me and destroy the world. And I don't get probed.  

[Mechanical Moon]

Granted, but they leave you on the moon.
I wish I had all the books in the world. 4laugh  

[Gangster in a blanky]

Granted, but they're covered in anthrax.

I wish that no one else could wish but me.  

[KiKurA - ThirST]

granted... but then we can't play this game anymore

i wish i could play DotA like... REALLY well  

[Cutie Kumi]

granted..but your other skills went into the toilet.

I wish I know everything o.o