Corrupt a Wish.

[Hazardtoast]

Granted but there all expired by a month

I wish i had a monkey hand =D  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but it strangles you.
I wish people wouldn't stop eating my chocolate body parts  

[Hazardtoast]

Granted but instead the toss them in the oven and let them melt.

I wish i had a underwater video camera.  

[iLocoCocoMoco]

Granted, but an elf stole it.

I wish I had a million dollars.  

[Asmusei -Faceless Hunter-]

"What is the color of Night?"

Granted, but the IRS comes for you and throws you in prison for the rest of your life.
I wish everyone with an IQ less than mine spontaneously died.

"Welcome home."

 

[OMG Its Emo Elmo]

=o  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, you're left with no friends or family
I wish for a good night's rest  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted, But it is the last you will ever have.

I wish I was telekinetic.  

[Kimi Shinozuka]

Granted, but you haven't fully developed your powers and lose control of the items you attempt to control and get injured in the process.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

?_?

 

[Uber Dicketry]

Granted, but it isn't granted.


I wish that I had some money.  

[Darth Vron]

Granted you get two cents

I wish that the noobs and trolls would leave gaia forever  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted, But they leave after a month of hardcore trolling and noobery, Completely destroying the internet.

I wish for three wishes.  

[Cutie Kumi]

Granted but only can wish for nothingness

i wish i have slave who can do my homework  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted but the slave did it all wrong and your teacher found out about it
I wish I could think of a wish  

[The Grim Archer]

Granted, but your sent to hell for thinking of that.

I wish someone here could RP in the forum I posted in the RP Subforums. crying .