You Divorced the Avi above you WTH happened???

[HolyQueenofHearts12]

loved the cat more than me  

[Sera Snow]

Wanted me for my body (xD)  

[HolyQueenofHearts12]

wanted me for my charm  

[Horse-N-Donkey-Baby]

Wouldn't get rid of that moldy dead hamster on her head...it stunk...

 

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

poked me too much with that sword  

[Sera Snow]

Wouldn't stop running away from me.

I LOVE YOU *chases*  

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

OCOMD

(OBSEESIVE COMPULSIVE OVER ME DISSORDER)

{j/k spade i love you}  

[Sera Snow]

Called me a ocomd.
I DO NOT HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE. Yet.  

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

denied her ocomd  

[Sera Snow]

Ate my yogurt.  

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

she was on a yogurt diet  

[Drewski420]

Was too possessive over the computer  

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

i am not possessive

he said that i didn't pay any attention to him, and i payed all the attention to the computer...

i divorced him cause at least the computer cared  

[Drewski420]

he Smelled too much like beef jerky  

[CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON]

he didn't like my beef jerky colonge