Corrupt a Wish.

[Pikkewyn]

Granted, but you are sick the whole week.
I wish i had my 500 eggs.

 

[Darth Vron]

Granted but they are spider eggs

I wish for more time in a day  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted. A day on Pluto is longer.

I wish Easter was over.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted. But it starts back up the next day.

I wish I was an awesome demi-god.  

[Darth Vron]

Granted but only in an rp that hardly any one gos to

I wish that they could make an AVP movie that is good for once.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but you never get to see it
I wish for ultimate power

 

[Uber Dicketry]

Granted, but only in your wildest dreams.

I wish that I could speak, understand and read 3 languages of my choice.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but you mumble it so no one can tell what you're talking about.
I wish for a new pet  

[HandyGrl_90]

granted, but your new pet is a pet rock

i wish to win the lottery  

[Ginseng and Honey]

Granted, but you made less than you paid for.
I wish for a puppy, please don't kill the poor thing  

[HandyGrl_90]

granted, but it's one of those bald dogs

i wish to have every item on gaia  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, but you got hacked
I wish for world peace  

[HandyGrl_90]

granted, but the rapture is the next day

i wish for the ability to fly  

[Hazardtoast]

Granted but you can only fly on a day that doesnt end with a y

I wish that i could have a house to my self  

[HandyGrl_90]

granted, but it's a condemned house

i wish for an unlimited supply of m&ms