No homo.

[NogginDew]

Ribbish and I started talking on MSN about the whole, "No homo." thing.

(Example: "Dude, I could kiss you right now. No homo.")

It basically means that the previous statement was not meant in a homosexual way.

He started by telling me he would do something to me and then put "No homo." at the end and then I expounded on it and we basically just tried to say the raunchiest things possible and then put "no homo" on the end.
It was like cyber sex, no homo. lol

I say we all come up with great, contradictory, "no homo" statements.

I'll start with something tame, "Dude, your a** is so rock solid and tight, I'd ******** it. No homo."

OKGO OKGO  

[cheesy nipples]

Oh my. I wonder what's started this off then? xd  

[Ribbish]

cheesy nipples

Oh my. I wonder what's started this off then? xd

Originally it was a term for Homophobes to express how attractive their male friends/celebrities were, but it's gotten increasingly contradictory. So I decided to take it to the next level and we kinda got carried away sweatdrop

 

[Nu Lucrezia]

 

[Reeves]

I remember the first time I heard the term was from my brother (who unfortunately isn't much of a fan of homosexuals).

One example I absolutely loved was when he'd constantly say, "So, I'm a huge fan of Pharrell. No homo."

Apparently that kind of stuff is girly music, so that term was his shield. xd  

[The Doom Merchant]

Dude. Ribb. Your face is so chiseled and your bod is so rockin' that I could just take you on this table 'til the cows come home.
No hetero.
 

[Reeves]

The Doom Merchant

Dude. Ribb. Your face is so chiseled and your bod is so rockin' that I could just take you on this table 'til the cows come home.
No hetero.

Doomy wins.  

[cheesy nipples]

xd  

[Violaceous Vertigo]

All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise...

I'm bi. Any time I complement someone's attractiveness It's assumed it's because I actually find them attractive.

...Of course, the fact that I usually complement my friends by saying things like "I want to ride that a**," "If I didn't have a boyfriend, I'd totally do you," or "Bring a camera and we can have a threesome." might have something to do with that...

no homo/hetero. xd

and yes. Doomy wins.

On a seperate note, you know it's bad when, as a straight dude, all of your friends have admitted that they want to do your sister.

Including your girlfriend.

...it's just a matter of time.

 

[NogginDew]

Aaaaand I meant this to be a harmless game.

You all are failing at the game right now.

FAILING  

[Violaceous Vertigo]

All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise...

psh, where do you think we are? We always fail at thread topics. lol

As far as I can tell it's all still harmless though.

Butyeah, I can't think of anything right now. Other people, come up with stuff so that I can be entertained. <3

EDIT: I mean, I can't think of anything that won't break gaia's ToS anyway. xd

...it's just a matter of time.

 

[NogginDew]

The conversation is still boring me.

Constant fail.  

[Meacorme]

On the original reason for the thread...

"I'd just like to do you. I'd like to get you naked and alone, grab your breasts, and ride you like a man would.
...No homo."

razz  

[Reeves]

Really, Noggin? I didn't think it was mandatory to partake in the game since this is on the regular discussion forum, so I figured I'd actually discuss the topic at hand. Which is relevant, too. Sorry for failing? neutral

When I think of something, I'll get back to you. For now, I just felt like sharing that story.  

[Violaceous Vertigo]

All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise...

Well, to be fair Reeves, if we didn't want to play the game at all, I suppose we shouldn't be in the thread.

..but like I said, I just can't think of anything right now that wouldn't violate the ToS on some level I'm sure. xd

I'll come back when I'm less boring.

...it's just a matter of time.