Corrupt A Wish!

[Trueblade Z]

MAke a wish and then the next poster corrupts it then they make a wish and so on and so on... BEGIN!!!



I wish I was Canas  

[Usagiya]

Granted, but then YOU ARE DROWNED IN LOVE FROM ME AAAAAHHH!! That, or you love yourself so much that you are just narcissistic and a jerk, and you're like, asexual. Ew. Or better yet, YOU GET KILLED IN A SNOWSTORM. D'''':

I wish I could hear Canas's voice. uwu~ heart  

[Emperor Haggis XVII]

Granted but it is either too deep and sound like what Hawkeye would or it is too high and Erk punches him because he thinks that Canas sounds like Serra.

I wish that these characters were in FE6:
Pent, Louise, Rath, Guy, Heath, and Raven  

[Trueblade Z]

Granted:
Pent gained 500lbs and is verbally abusive and has a moustache and a bald spot.
Louise gained weight after having Clarine and she has worse growwths than Zealot.
Rath joins for a chapter, does not say or do anything, then dies the next chapter.
Guy now has a skin condition and people think he is uglier than Gonzales... he can also only use Slim Swords.
Heath's hair is all grey and he is followed around by Vaida's ghost. He has horrible defense and dies any time he gets hit by an arrow.
Raven is in jail because he still wants revenge and rots there. He is also a boss.

That was a lot.


I wish I had a sandwich.  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted: It was good but they used offbrand mayonnaise rather than Miracle Whip

I wish they would make a Fire Emblem anime based on the games with all the characters included.  

[Usagiya]

N-NOO!! CANAS'S VOICE IS SEXY!! TEH SEKS, EVEN!! crying

Granted, AND I WATCHED IT. :'D but all the men wear miniskirt-like tunics and no pants like Marth originally did. DDD: And the animation is amazing, so amazing that you can see their RIPPLING THIGH MUSCLES and MAN-PANTY SHOTS WHEN THE EPIC WIND BLOWS.

I wish I had trained Florina earlier... >.>;;;

LOLOLOL, OH GOD, LLOYD, THE IMAGERY...!!! *shudders*  

[Trueblade Z]

Granted but you forgot to train Canas at all. Oh noes!!!


I wish there was a class swap feature in FE7-8  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted, but once you use it ALL of your characters become Clerics with a personality like Serra.

I wish Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon didn't have you killing off your characters to be able to get new ones.  

[Trueblade Z]

Me too!! I mean grqanted but then all your characters turn into Knights that keep an E level in lances throughout the game

I wish I had Shadow Dragon...  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted; However its Bright Pink and Beathes Kittens

I wish I more people would post in the RP  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but they post horrible RP posts that it later becomes chatterbox.

I wish they would created a Fire Emblem movie.  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted: But they miscast the entire movie, Lucius is played by Arnold the Govenatorr, and other such terrible things happen to the other characters. Not to mention that they speak in horrible broken attempts at olde english like in the game Two Worlds.

I wish the FE games wouldn't have ugly characters join your ranks.  

[Xx.Kasai.xX]

Granted But the only characters that join you now are revenants that have 20 hp

I wish that Gaia had FE related items like Canas monocle or Heath's Hair (OMG!!! HAHA)  

[Trueblade Z]

granted but they are ungodly expensive and never can be unnequipped


I wish they made a sequel to FE8

((Off topic... is Shadow Dragon as bad as everyone says it is?))  

[Keith Wolff]

Granted, however its centered around Valter's past.

I wish they would hurry up and revamp FE6, but not in Shadow Dragon's unsplice-able style.

((Its okay, I just hate the new sprite look and how the mugs and sprites are unsplice-able. Then again I'm not very far in it.))