Corrupt a Wish.

[Flame Illusion]

First Person Wishes for something
The next person grants it, but corrupts it.


Example:
Person One: I with for a pony
Person Two: Granted, But the Pony is dead.

Then Person two makes a wish.

Begin Now.




I wish for a pet Octopus.  

[MobiusTFM]

Granted. But it's sushi.  

[Mortishai]

I wish I had me some sake'
D:

 

[Dark Lore]

Mortishai

I wish I had me some sake'
D:

Granted, but it has no alcohol content whatsoever.

I wish I had some new shoes  

[STFU Becca]

Granted, but they fall apart when you try to put them on.

I wish I owned a jet.  

[Kawaii Cherries]

STFU Becca

Granted, but they fall apart when you try to put them on.

I wish I owned a jet.

Grant, but its a toy model jet.

I wish to win the lotto.  

[iDarkness-Within]

Granted, But it was only a penny

I wish I could fly >=3  

[Flame Illusion]

Granted, but only at 2 MPH and only three feet above the ground.

I wish I had a better hat.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

Granted, it's gorgeous and not out of the trash, but it's flammable and will burst into flames when the sun hits it.
I wish for a rice cake.  

[MobiusTFM]

MoonFlare307

Granted, it's gorgeous and not out of the trash, but it's flammable and will burst into flames when the sun hits it.
I wish for a rice cake.

Granted, but it was half eaten.
I wish i had some Lard  

[STFU Becca]

Granted, but it was injected into your body.

I wish I didn't get headaches anymore.

 

[Dark Lore]

Granted, but instead your legs spontaneously burst into flame when ever you would have had a headache.

I wish I could walk on water.  

[Azariel_The_Fallen_Angel]

Granted, but when you touch the water, hundreds of sharks and pirhanna come and eat up your flesh.

I wish I never had to breathe. x3  

[STFU Becca]

Granted, but you're now dead.

I wish I had an unbreakable car.  

[Counterfeit Fantasy]

STFU Becca

Granted, but you're now dead.

I wish I had an unbreakable car.

Granted, but it's 3 inches, doesn't move or play music
I wish for world peace