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It all started in 2007 when MobiusTFM had his first account. One day while strolling through the towns, a stranger walks up to him and asks, "CAN YOU DONATE TO ME PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?" Mobius was taken back and replied with a kind, "No, sorry" But the stranger insisted and pressured him all the more, "AWWWWWW PRETTY PLZZZZZZZZ?" This went on for a while until the stranger left Mobius, irritated and enraged. Soon the idea of a safe haven came into his mind. Somewhere where there were no strangers who begged and pleaded for gold or items. A place he and others call home. A place called:TheInternational League of Noob Killers!!!

Welcome to ILONK!!!!


We have contests, RPs, chats about video games, and you can even show of your writing skills by writing stories. We accept any type of member, as long as you are not 'noobish'. Emos, goths, preps, you name it. We just have one set of rules.

(( Rules by Mortishai ))
- First off, there will be some bad apples to fall off the tree of gaia into our quaint little patch of dirt. If someone is being a jackass or you've got a problem with someone PM a mod personally, we'll handle it one way or another.

- Secondly... Well, that first one really kinda covered a lot o.O;
I guess just try to be active, have fun, and try to post in the appropriate forums and such.

- Third, it's okay to bash on people and such, the main thing is don't say anything meant to be a serious insult x_x

And don't forget that important list of crew members.

MobiusTFM - Captain
MoonFlare307 - Vice Captain
captivated_by_pirates - Vice Captain
0therw0rld- - Crew
Mortishai -Crew
Flame Illusion - Crew
Vaginal STD - Crew
Endlessly Mai - Crew

If you have any questions, PM MobiusTFM or any other crew members about the guild. We all hope that you stay here, post daily, and have fun!