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- Posted: Sun, 16 Jun 2024 03:00:11 +0000
unfortunately still
- i'm 29, she/her, and i do not care what you call me. i do not write with minors and i'm not super comfortable writing with anyone under the age of 23 or so.
- i do not need to see samples. ever. i generally write between 250-750 words per character but may go higher or lower depending on the scene and what's going on. i LOVE present tense, but we can do past tense as well. third person perspective only, please!
- i will happily do daily replies or weekly replies, and i will generally let you know if i'll be gone for an extended period of time.
- mf, ff, mm. polyamory, monogamy. i WILL get bored if no one is falling in love. sorry. it doesn't have to be healthy love, though. i AM also willing to make anything a soulmate au.
- do not contact me if you only write men or only write women. (: do not contact me if you refuse to double. (: i don't know why there's an influx of folks pretending it's abnormal or unfair to write multiple characters, but i do know that i am unwilling to put up with it. collaborate or gtfo. seriously. do not message me if you do not double, do not write multiple genders, and cannot be bothered to collaborate because it's not fun for you if not everything is exclusively about you. i would love to cater to your whims and have a blast fulfilling all your plot cravings! please be willing to do the same for me.
- i'll write anything from grim, dark stuff to fluffy stuff so long as we have a good strong plot or good character interactions driving us along. i am getting a summertime hankering for grimness, though, so you're more likely to catch this fly with vinegar than honey. although i am a slut for soulmate AUs.
- discord highly preferred, but i CAN do email or gdocs if i must.
- idk i get tired of writing these introductory points. ask any questions via pm, please.
fandoms:
** i will bribe you with writing a fandom that you're seeking if you can provide one of the below fandoms for me. this does include hazbin/hellaverse - i will write it for you. i will do that. i will write any fandom i do know, and i will research any fandom i don't know.
asoiaf
i prefer to play bolded characters.
- satin / jon snow
- satin / sansa stark
- helaena / aemond
- theon greyjoy / oc
- anyone / oc
baldur's gate 3
- canon/oc
-- i write: anyone
-- you write: astarion, gortash, he who was, minthara, sorn, leon, possibly others
- canon/canon
-- i wanna write vellioth and i'm not sorry about it
dragon age
- i'm craving canon/canon/oc polyships and yes i have vague plots for them
- zevran/fenris/my fhawke
- cullen/cole/my mlavellan-or-oc i can make him either
- i'll write ALMOST any polyship for you. i'll also just write straightforward canon/oc or canon/canon for you if you'd like. the only character i am super not into writing is iron bull, but you can POSSIBLY talk me into it if you let me have my tiny rant about some issues i take with how he was written. i know that does not sound fun at ALL if he's your favorite character and for that i am so sorry.
- if you're super not into poly, i am also up for and again have vague plots (some AU-ish) for:
- calpernia/my female tevinter oc
- sebastian/my female hawke
- anders/my male or female hawke idk i have thoughts
- samson/my female hawke?? maybe???
- your mage oc/my male templar oc
- absolutely any canon character except iron bull/your oc
- idk you can pitch me other oc/oc ideas?? in general you can pitch me dragon age ideas and i'll maybe be down. i have several ocs that aren't listed here that i'd love to write, but i don't have strong ideas for any of them.
- general aus i like include red lyrium future/bad end, 'everyone is in tevinter,' and 'everyone is viddathari' + soulmate AU because of course i like soulmate AU. i'm basic
hogwarts legacy
i will not tolerate transphobia, racism, or the remotest slivers of fondness for JKR.
i will write other eras of this fandom for you if need be, but i am exclusively interested in canon/oc involving ominis, sebastian, or garreth. possibly amit.
witcher
the show is bad and has been since s2. the games are good. the books are okay.
- canon/oc
-- i write: anyone but i'm reluctant about dandelion/jaskier
-- you write: eskel, olgierd, dettlaff, possibly cahir
- canon/canon
-- i write: eskel, kiyan, aiden, MAYBE geralt
-- you write: geralt, lambert, aiden, kiyan, MAYBE dandelion/jaskier
- i'm 29, she/her, and i do not care what you call me. i do not write with minors and i'm not super comfortable writing with anyone under the age of 23 or so.
- i do not need to see samples. ever. i generally write between 250-750 words per character but may go higher or lower depending on the scene and what's going on. i LOVE present tense, but we can do past tense as well. third person perspective only, please!
- i will happily do daily replies or weekly replies, and i will generally let you know if i'll be gone for an extended period of time.
- mf, ff, mm. polyamory, monogamy. i WILL get bored if no one is falling in love. sorry. it doesn't have to be healthy love, though. i AM also willing to make anything a soulmate au.
- do not contact me if you only write men or only write women. (: do not contact me if you refuse to double. (: i don't know why there's an influx of folks pretending it's abnormal or unfair to write multiple characters, but i do know that i am unwilling to put up with it. collaborate or gtfo. seriously. do not message me if you do not double, do not write multiple genders, and cannot be bothered to collaborate because it's not fun for you if not everything is exclusively about you. i would love to cater to your whims and have a blast fulfilling all your plot cravings! please be willing to do the same for me.
- i'll write anything from grim, dark stuff to fluffy stuff so long as we have a good strong plot or good character interactions driving us along. i am getting a summertime hankering for grimness, though, so you're more likely to catch this fly with vinegar than honey. although i am a slut for soulmate AUs.
- discord highly preferred, but i CAN do email or gdocs if i must.
- idk i get tired of writing these introductory points. ask any questions via pm, please.
fandoms:
** i will bribe you with writing a fandom that you're seeking if you can provide one of the below fandoms for me. this does include hazbin/hellaverse - i will write it for you. i will do that. i will write any fandom i do know, and i will research any fandom i don't know.
asoiaf
i prefer to play bolded characters.
- satin / jon snow
- satin / sansa stark
- helaena / aemond
- theon greyjoy / oc
- anyone / oc
baldur's gate 3
- canon/oc
-- i write: anyone
-- you write: astarion, gortash, he who was, minthara, sorn, leon, possibly others
- canon/canon
-- i wanna write vellioth and i'm not sorry about it
dragon age
- i'm craving canon/canon/oc polyships and yes i have vague plots for them
- zevran/fenris/my fhawke
- cullen/cole/my mlavellan-or-oc i can make him either
- i'll write ALMOST any polyship for you. i'll also just write straightforward canon/oc or canon/canon for you if you'd like. the only character i am super not into writing is iron bull, but you can POSSIBLY talk me into it if you let me have my tiny rant about some issues i take with how he was written. i know that does not sound fun at ALL if he's your favorite character and for that i am so sorry.
- if you're super not into poly, i am also up for and again have vague plots (some AU-ish) for:
- calpernia/my female tevinter oc
- sebastian/my female hawke
- anders/my male or female hawke idk i have thoughts
- samson/my female hawke?? maybe???
- your mage oc/my male templar oc
- absolutely any canon character except iron bull/your oc
- idk you can pitch me other oc/oc ideas?? in general you can pitch me dragon age ideas and i'll maybe be down. i have several ocs that aren't listed here that i'd love to write, but i don't have strong ideas for any of them.
- general aus i like include red lyrium future/bad end, 'everyone is in tevinter,' and 'everyone is viddathari' + soulmate AU because of course i like soulmate AU. i'm basic
hogwarts legacy
i will not tolerate transphobia, racism, or the remotest slivers of fondness for JKR.
i will write other eras of this fandom for you if need be, but i am exclusively interested in canon/oc involving ominis, sebastian, or garreth. possibly amit.
witcher
the show is bad and has been since s2. the games are good. the books are okay.
- canon/oc
-- i write: anyone but i'm reluctant about dandelion/jaskier
-- you write: eskel, olgierd, dettlaff, possibly cahir
- canon/canon
-- i write: eskel, kiyan, aiden, MAYBE geralt
-- you write: geralt, lambert, aiden, kiyan, MAYBE dandelion/jaskier
