Why do the Akatsuki paint their nails?

[Suzara-Li]

Because it makes them feel pretty, don't you know? even evil dudes have to look nice in case any of them suffer a heat stroke from walking around fields and deserts for 50 episodes at a time while wearing heavy black cloaks and bamboo hat thingys and die, because leaving behind a good looking corpse is important for fandom. 3nodding

[I might Be Hungry]

They want to feel pretty. Meh heh heh...

[The Man from the Sun]

u all wrong! they paint there nails caus they want to be sexxxy!!!

[danen0]

Isn't it supposed to be from chakara or create chakara? Well it's beast.

[sdfgudkltigubvrut]

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starsmaycollide

Maybe Orochimaru was part of the voting process for the new uniforms? o.o

LOL.

"I don't see why we can't all just wear Itachi's younger brother. Honestly."

And so they settled for nail polish. It makes perfect sense. cool

ROFL!!!!!!!!
Uchiha-wearing ftw
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Wow, now I can't get that out of my head.

[thatonegirlwholikesanime]

Here's How I Imagine It Went Down:

Kisame: *Walks Out In Curlers And Nail Polish* *With Highish Voices* Look! I'm Konan! I Like To Give People Paper Cuts And W---- Myself Out To The Leader!
All: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi: Now That I Think About It, That Shade Really Of Nail Polish Goes Good On You Kisame.
Hidan: That D--- Uchiha B------ Has A Point!
Kisame: Now That I Think About It, It Does!
Sasori: I Wonder Which I'd Look Best In!
Itachi: And We'll Wear Rings Too!
Oreo: OMFG Itachi! You'd Look So HAWT!

And That Is My Theory! ((Although I May Be Wrong!))

[The Ringed Planet]

Because they're all gay.

[thatonegirlwholikesanime]

Madame Galaxy

Because they're all gay.

*slaps* HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!? Well, I Know We Can Question Itachi, Kisame, And Deidara BUT HIDAN IS GAY?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[Animus Discidium]

Because it's bad-a**, obviously. <3

Madame Galaxy

Because they're all gay.

And this.

[The Ringed Planet]

thatonegirlwholikesanime

Madame Galaxy

Because they're all gay.

*slaps* HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!? Well, I Know We Can Question Itachi, Kisame, And Deidara BUT HIDAN IS GAY?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

No need to get physical, and there's nothing wrong with me.

It's obvious that Hidan and Kakuzu are married.

[idraw17]

I cant stand the fact that pein has red nail polish on...
and if I remember right, Kakuzu has green nail polish xD
Kisame's nail polish is sexy <3 id paint his nails every night!

[Chibi_Madoka5]

Tobi the Akatsuki

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pnum-pnum

Don't get me wrong, it's sexy as hell.

I'm just wondering if the initiation ceremony to the most foreboding organisation in the Ninjaverse is a girly night in with Love Actually, popcorn and bottles of every colour of nail varnish. eek

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I can see it now:

Tobi: Okay guys, we have a new member.
Itachi: Hey everyone... I'm Itachi and I killed my clan for the sake of my little brother who now wants nothing but revenge on me.
All: Hi Itachi!
Pain: Okay, here's your ring, your cloak, and your nail polish.
Ita: Th-... Wait, nail polish?
Sasori: Of course. Why not?
Ita: Nail polish is for girls. ._.; And gays. And goths. *looks around, then looks down.* I'll be back. v.v
All: 'Kay!
Ita: *leaves the room and comes back dressed in full uniform, nail polish and all, then sees everyone in their pajamas in front of a tv* ._.;; Uhh...
Tobi: Sleepover!
Ita: -.-;; Why did I agree to join this...?
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Tobi is laughing~
This is funny~♥

i agree

[The Ringed Planet]

Official Torasame

I cant stand the fact that pein has red nail polish on...
and if I remember right, Kakuzu has green nail polish xD
Kisame's nail polish is sexy <3 id paint his nails every night!

WOAH. Pain wears red? Who is he, my mom?

[idraw17]

Madame Galaxy

Official Torasame

I cant stand the fact that pein has red nail polish on...
and if I remember right, Kakuzu has green nail polish xD
Kisame's nail polish is sexy <3 id paint his nails every night!

WOAH. Pain wears red? Who is he, my mom?

yup, it shows it like 50 times in the anime, also on my sims 2 it shows it =w="

[The Ringed Planet]

Official Torasame

Madame Galaxy

Official Torasame

I cant stand the fact that pein has red nail polish on...
and if I remember right, Kakuzu has green nail polish xD
Kisame's nail polish is sexy <3 id paint his nails every night!

WOAH. Pain wears red? Who is he, my mom?

yup, it shows it like 50 times in the anime, also on my sims 2 it shows it =w="

Woah, that's a bit too sexy for me. Back the ******** up.