how to hide sex toys from parents?

[Tsunami_Nama]

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Just put them somewhere that nobody would think to look. I put things in World of Warcraft game boxes and inside a Mr. Potato Head sitting on my dresser. Put them in places nobody would think to look.

Until my mom's curiosity peaks.

[Grand K]

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All I find are how to hide then from your kids. But how can a sexually frustrated person like me hide her toys that keep getting found and thrown away?
And before you say I should use my fingers, I cannot get a good reach with them.

Hide them in places that just simply will not be thought of to be examined for any reason.

For example. If you use a desktop computer with a big case, you can typically unscrew two large screws on the back by hand to easily slide the side off. Inside is a mini wonderland of space that you could both stash toys, and have easy access to them.

Another example: Pull out the very bottom drawer of a dresser out entirely. Below you will either see the bottom end of the dresser, or the floor. In either case, you could stash toys there if there will be room to spare when you put the drawer back. If someone searches the drawer, they find nothing. Most people, even if actively searching, wouldn't think to pull the drawer all the way out.

[GrandpaJones]

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Just put them somewhere that nobody would think to look. I put things in World of Warcraft game boxes and inside a Mr. Potato Head sitting on my dresser. Put them in places nobody would think to look.

Until my mom's curiosity peaks.[/quote


hahahahaha YES

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[Sugarmuffincrumblecakes]

I'm concerned that your mother would be upset about you having safe sex with yourself?

I guess I don't understand how others don't get that people masturbate, no matter age.




I keep mine in the drawer in my nightstand. I used to keep them in places that didn't make sense- like my PJ drawer, a purse hanging on the back of my door, and under a giant stuffed animal I have. If you have snooping parents, places that are more visible are going to be less-likely to be investigated. Parents tend to want the good stuff, which is normally buried somewhere deeper in the room.

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Gamergurl909

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Gamergurl909

What you need
A shoe box
sex toys
new roll of scotch tape
scissors
A sharpie

Step 1: Put sex toys in shoe box

Step 2: Close lid of shoe box with sex toys inside

Step 3: Wrap the fck out of that shoe box ALL THE WAY AROUND with scotch tape

Step 4: Write on shoe box with sharpie "Not Sex Toys"

Step 5: Hide shoe box in room like under bed or in closet

Step 6: Put scissors next to shoe box

Step 7: Write on scissors with sharpie "In case you're horny"

Har Dee ******** har. rolleyes

Glad you got a kick outa that wink

Don't quit your day job. neutral

[Lashuri Chan]

The name's Axel...

Despite your obvious lack of humor, Gamergurl909 does make a good point to put them in a show box. Unless they snoop everywhere. If that is the case then you are screwed......no pun intended.

...got it memorized?

[Energy-chan]

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If you bought them with your own money, she doesn't have a right to take your stuff.

I'm sure that's considered stealing. Even if you live with them. If it is yours, belongs to you, you bought it, with your money. She shouldn't touch. Least is my view.

And depending on your age, maybe have a serious sit down with your mother? Or try and move out if they have no respect.

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Gamergurl909

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Gamergurl909

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Gamergurl909

What you need
A shoe box
sex toys
new roll of scotch tape
scissors
A sharpie

Step 1: Put sex toys in shoe box

Step 2: Close lid of shoe box with sex toys inside

Step 3: Wrap the fck out of that shoe box ALL THE WAY AROUND with scotch tape

Step 4: Write on shoe box with sharpie "Not Sex Toys"

Step 5: Hide shoe box in room like under bed or in closet

Step 6: Put scissors next to shoe box

Step 7: Write on scissors with sharpie "In case you're horny"

Har Dee ******** har. rolleyes

Glad you got a kick outa that wink

Don't quit your day job. neutral

Nah they kinda need me, learn to take a joke kiddo

I still need to learn. I am quite uptight.

[Gamergurl909]

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Gamergurl909

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Gamergurl909

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Gamergurl909

What you need
A shoe box
sex toys
new roll of scotch tape
scissors
A sharpie

Step 1: Put sex toys in shoe box

Step 2: Close lid of shoe box with sex toys inside

Step 3: Wrap the fck out of that shoe box ALL THE WAY AROUND with scotch tape

Step 4: Write on shoe box with sharpie "Not Sex Toys"

Step 5: Hide shoe box in room like under bed or in closet

Step 6: Put scissors next to shoe box

Step 7: Write on scissors with sharpie "In case you're horny"

Har Dee ******** har. rolleyes

Glad you got a kick outa that wink

Don't quit your day job. neutral

Nah they kinda need me, learn to take a joke kiddo

I still need to learn. I am quite uptight.

Its okay, I'll show you the world of laughing and enjoyment. And puns. lots and lots of puns. Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humor.

[DaniRhapsody]

I have a "junk" storage box under my bed. then again half the crap under my bed is storage anyway, so it often gets ignored.

[xXFurygeistXx]

Purchase a lock box. Put toys in lock box. Lock lock box. Also talk with your parents about respecting your things and your privacy. I assume you paid for these things with your own money? If that's the case, they have no right to take them and throw them out. Even in close quarters they shouldn't be going through your things and throwing any of it away without talking to you first. Not their s**t, ya know?

[TheEdgeOfTheAbyss]

Local headshops often have faked out cleaning supplies, etc. that are meant for stashing stuff.

[Xandir]

Put them in a ziploc bag. Tape them to the underside of the toilet tank lid.

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