Cedric Diggory is Edward Cullen Conspiracy Theory

[Destined Savior]

LiM3 TAFFY

Ali Drank A Slushie

Lol. That's is funny.
One note, Carlisle bite's him and then he turns into a vampire.
Also, how would you explain how Edward gets bitten somewhere in the 1700' or something like that?

Other then that, it would make a great fanfic.

In 1910's is when he got bitten...somewhere around WWI. And the Spanish Flu epidemic, in Chicago. So I think he took on the name Cedric in the 90's, went to Hogwarts, faked dead, then emigrated to America and met Bella Swan in 2005. That's the timeline of it all.

I KNEW IT! EUREKA!

[Ignatia Drake]

So what would that spell be called :Twilightus gurl excitus?

[Megs784]

Imagination and duct tape...

Want to know what I've found a little bit TO ironic? Cedric Diggory DIED at age 17. Edward Cullen is forever FROZEN at age 17. Has anyone else noticed this?

can solve more than you give it credit for.

[Professor_Adonis]

rofl

Megs784: Good point!

[Andr0idM3dic]

Hmmm... nope. It's no coincidence. Edward and Cedric are two very different, very real people. Vampires can, will, and always have sparkled. Cedric was a very nice boy who should've beat Harry.






Bazinga! (Don't get it? Watch "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS)

[handsanitizer1]

Woah. The age thing is scary... there is NO WAY that it is a coincidence, in my opinion.

And no, vampires do NOT sparkle!

[Megs784]

Evelyn Luminariel

Woah. The age thing is scary... there is NO WAY that it is a coincidence, in my opinion.

And no, vampires do NOT sparkle!

Imagination and duct tape...

I know, right?

can solve more than you give it credit for.

[handsanitizer1]

Yup. I don't know how the author of Twilight managed to turn bloodsucking monsters into sparkly love interests, but she did it, and now most of the teenage population in America is reading Twilight. Which has one of the stupidest plotlines, EVER. (Oh, and if Edward is 17, how the heck can he get married?) rolleyes

Fortunately, I care about the future of this generation beyond Twilight. In the library yesterday, I hid all the Twilight books and replaced their place on the shelf with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings books. I am proud. 3nodding

[LiM3 TAFFY]

Evelyn Luminariel

(Oh, and if Edward is 17, how the heck can he get married?) rolleyes


In the library yesterday, I hid all the Twilight books and replaced their place on the shelf with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings books. I am proud. 3nodding

You can get married under 18 with parental consent in most states.

I did that in Target the other day with friends! Haha, success. (:

[Andr0idM3dic]

So I'm wondering, with vampires now being sparkly and all, if the Twilight books weren't co-written by Liberace... I mean, if vampires were all shiney, wouldn't their victums be able to see them coming from miles away? It'd would be like getting attacked by a disco-ball in a cape...or Lady Gaga.

[nckloptr123]

That is freaking hilarious, what did Cedric/Edward decide he wanted to have a new life and became Robert Pattinson the actor. Man this is too funny. LOL I'm ROFLMFAO rofl rofl rofl rofl

[irishcandie]

-Dripping Hope-

Dude, Congrats.... You just made my day =D

[irishcandie]

Andr0idM3dic

So I'm wondering, with vampires now being sparkly and all, if the Twilight books weren't co-written by Liberace... I mean, if vampires were all shiney, wouldn't their victums be able to see them coming from miles away? It'd would be like getting attacked by a disco-ball in a cape...or Lady Gaga.

so lady gaga is a sparkling hermaphrodite vampire?
wow...

[miryiah123]

lol thts funny although idk why ppl freak out about twilight being so popular theyre good books but Harry Potter pownes all and there is no way twilight is better than lord of the rings

[JhouseRocker]

teee heeee