Epic Rap Battles Of History!
John Lenon! VS! Boll O'Reilly!

"Help! You're makin' my ears bleed, you need a muzzle! Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who can die of a heart attack just in the shower! You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour! Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me, and your face looks like a s**t I took, high on LSD! I'm John Lenon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks! I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his d**k!"

"You ******** long hair, livin' in your yellow submarine! Well you're about to get sunk by the right wing, political machine! Stop your presses Lenon! You call me Mr. Bill O'Reilly! When it comes to stompin' libies I come recommended highly! Your weak! Between you and me there's no comparison! i'll beat you so bad you'll weep jelly like George Harrison! You're Paul McCartney's b***h, with his talented Ringo! And I'd rather suck George Bush's d**k, then Yoko Ono's!"

"Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your a** for free! I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a labodemy! I'm tired of how you seem, to stir the people up! Why don't you just take a vacation! And shut the ******** up!"

"Because I'm evil! Hard black and dead don chedil! 10 thousand dollar boots used to stomp a beetle! Don't tell me to shut the ******** up, that's how I survive! Now here's Sting! What? ******** it, we'll do it live!!"
"Who Won!? You decide!"
[All credit goes to nicepeter.
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