• Grunny's Bath Time

    Bath time came
    So I went in search of Grunny
    I couldn't find him in the house
    and this time he didn't steal money

    I asked his girlfriend Prunny
    I checked towns 1 and 2
    I even checked the chatterbox,
    Arenas, and guilds too.

    Finally I found him
    In the freebies, eating art
    I asked him what he's doing
    He said "me getting smart!"

    I'm sorry he's so stupid
    He even peed here on the floor
    He spread his stink all over
    And chewed up half the door

    Don't give him any freebies
    No poems, no words, no art
    He'll just get indigestion
    And then he'll have to fart

    When Grunny farts it's deadly
    He'll blow up half of towns
    It's great for catching insects
    But the stench is so profound

    And Grunny will not mind
    He'll just say "Wow, that stink"
    That Whip of Fire will be our doom
    Just run, just hide, don't think!

    So if you see Grunny someplace
    Eating things where I can't see
    Next time please do stop him
    That stinky escapee