• The mad doctor Emil Furtado, the diabolical Reverend Uno Carb and the rest of Sidetrack City Holding Co. return to bring you ANOTHER BAD CREATION! (Goddamn it not again!)..

    HOW YOU KNOW YOURE FRIENDS HATE YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!

    1. Instead of a Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa celebration they throw you a FUNERAL WAKE!

    2. The greeting cards you receive all read "MERRY CHRISTMAS s**t FOR BRAINS" or "Happy Holidays a*****e" or even worse "To whom it may concern"…

    3. You pick up a package and it starts ticking…

    4. You accidentally spill the champagne and it melts its way thru the table…

    5. You slice into the delicious looking fruit cake and find that the colored fruits are actually BROKEN GLASS!

    6. You receive a one way plane ticket to IRAQ with a note that says "From all of us- HAVE A GREAT TIME!"

    7. Good news; you get a brand new PUPPY!
    Bad news; its RABID!

    8. The box of expensive cigars has a sticker still attached that they forgot to remove, it reads "HANDLE WITH CARE, HIGH EXPLOSIVES!"

    9. The Santa stripper they hired for you gave you HERPES! (The gift that keeps on giving!)

    10. They all chip in and buy you a BRAND NEW CAR… you turn the ignition and the planted bomb falls out of the bottom and blows up the waiting crowd…you look back and say "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING DIPSHITS!!!" as you drive off…