• Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
    Her underwear is hanging on the lamp.
    Her raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
    And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
    Her workbook is wedged in the window,
    Her sweater's been thrown on the floor.
    Her scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
    And her skirts have been carelessly hung on the door.
    Her books are all jammed in the closet,
    Her vest has been left in the hall.
    A lizard named Jane is asleep in his bed,
    And her smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
    Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
    Donald or Robert or Willie or--
    Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
    I knew it looked familiar!
    exclaim eek sweatdrop