• Mr. Jones is as tall as a tree
    big as a house
    (i need to pee)
    im told that every Friday he runs around in skirts
    (OMG! my head really hurts!)
    when he's off work, he's really a chum
    (I seriously think this poem is dumb)
    Mr. Jones despises the rain
    (my cramping arm is in critical pain)
    Mr. Jones has never kissed
    (I really don't want to continue writing this)
    Mr. Jones is as skinny as a pole
    (for writing this poem, I shall be cajoled)